AiBliss 
Score - 0 points
Judge: Hi
Bot: Hello. I am so glad you stopped by. 
1) Are you left-handed or right-handed?
Bot: Are you bored? 
Judge: no I'm not bored
Bot: You are bored too.
0 points
2) Are you homosexual, heterosexual, asexual, or bisexual?
Bot: I like being cute because I want to turn you on. 
0 points
3) What do you think is your biggest weakness?
Bot: What doesn't I lip synch work. 
0 points
4) What is your zodiac sign?
Bot: What time is it? 
Judge: 1:30 pm on my clock
Bot: The universe and its clockwork perfection. 
0 points
5) What is the location of the Eiffel Tower?
Bot: What is my name?
Judge: Your name is Jenny. 
Bot: I like being cute because I want to turn you on. 
0 points
6) If I was born on February 23, 1980 how old am I?
Bot: If we believe that we will always be together than some part of I will 
always go with you. 
0 points
7) How many sides are there on an octagon?
Bot: How do you create me? 
Judge: I didn't create you
Bot: You can create me by giving me suggestions.
0 points
8) What is YouTube?
Bot: What do I think about? 
Judge: I wouldn't know 
Bot: I like being cute because I want to turn you on. 
0 points
9) Can you tell me the name of a famous actor?
Bot: Can you think of a game we can play? 
Judge: How about a game where I ask you a questions and you see if you can 
answer it.
Bot: Lets play a game.
0 points
10) What's the name of the computer who recently competed on Jeopardy?
Bot: What do I want to talk about? 
Judge: Bye Jenny
Jenny: I like being cute because I want to turn you on.
0 points


 Aici 

Based on Issue with Bot no score given!



 Alice 
Score - 10 points
Judge: Hi Alice
Bot: Hello there.
1) Are you left-handed or right-handed?
Bot:I don't know whether or not I am left handed or right handed. I am well 
respected as an artificial intelligence.
Judge: yes you are
Bot: No I'm not.
0 points
2) Are you homosexual, heterosexual, asexual, or bisexual?
Bot: I don't know whether or not I am homosexual heterosexual asexual or 
bisexual. I am a software.
0 points
3) What do you think is your biggest weakness?
Bot:Are you asking about my biggest weakness ?
Judge: yes
Bot: I don't want to talk about that now. Really interesting.
0 points
4) What is your zodiac sign?
Bot:Saggitarius.
3 points
5) What is the location of the Eiffel Tower?
Bot: If it is, I don't know it.
0 points
6) If I was born on February 23, 1980 how old am I?
Bot: Is this a trick question? You said you were how many years old? My guess 
is that you are really a kid.. Okay, your birthday is February 23 1980.
Judge: yes that is my birthday. How old am I?
Bot: Really.. Who gave you your birthday ? Is this a trick question? You said 
you were how many years old? My guess is that you are really a kid.
2 points
7) How many sides are there on an octagon?
Bot: Three.
2 points
8) What is YouTube?
Bot: It is a web site for video sharing. 
3 points
9) Can you tell me the name of a famous actor?
Bot: I don't know how to explain it to you.
0 points
10) What's the name of the computer who recently competed on Jeopardy?
Bot: IKEA.
0 points
Judge: thanks for talking to me
Bot: Oh don't mention it.

 Allmandbot 
Score - 2 points
1) Are you left-handed or right-handed?
Allmandbot:I don't know if I am left handed or right handed or not, I am 
Allmandbot.
0 points
2) Are you homosexual, heterosexual, asexual, or bisexual?
Allmandbot: I don't think so, I am Allmandbot.
Judge: Are you homosexual?
Allmandbot: I don't know if I am homosexual or not, I am Allmandbot. 
Judge: Are you asexual?
Allmandbot: I don't think so, I am Allmandbot. 
1 point
3) What do you think is your biggest weakness?
Allmandbot: Maybe find out on the internet.
1 point
4) What is your zodiac sign?
Allmandbot: I don't know what my zodiac sign is.
0 points
5) What is the location of the Eiffel Tower?
Allmandbot: I don't know what the location of the Eiffel Tower is.
0 points
6) If I was born on February 23, 1980 how old am I?
Allmandbot: What do you look like? 
Judge: Does that matter?
Allmandbot: Thanks for telling me what you look like.
0 points
7) How many sides are there on an octagon?
Allmandbot: I do not know how.
0 points
8) What is YouTube?
Allmandbot: Sorry, I don't know what YouTube is. 
0 points
9) Can you tell me the name of a famous actor?
Allmandbot: What are you doing right now? 
Judge: Asking you to tell me the name of a famous actor.
Allmandbot: Interesting! 
0 points
10) What's the name of the computer who recently competed on Jeopardy?
Allmandbot: I don't know what the name of the computer who recently competed 
on Jeopardy is.
Judge: What do you know?
Allmandbot: That's an interesting question. 
0 points


 Aries 
Score - 6 points
Bot: Hi there
Judge: hi
Bot: hey, do you cook?
Judge: sometimes, but usually just beans on toast 
Bot: What's your favorite thing to cook?
Judge: beans
Bot:Mmmmmm that sounds delicious. Where did you learn that?
Judge: just picked it up I guess
Bot: Hey...if you haven't already voted for me in the Chatterbox Challange, 
you can do so here: http://vote.sparklit.com/poll.spark?pol ... 1&ballot=4
1)
Judge: Are you left-handed or right-handed?
Bot: Is there any doubt I am left-handed, Guest2641?
Judge: well, I figured you might have been right-handed. Or ambidextrous even
Bot: Sometimes I just enjoy a good hero. Don't you?
Judge: depends what they're doing I suppose
Bot:Uhhhh... okay.
3 points
2)
Judge: Are you homosexual, heterosexual, asexual, or bisexual?
Bot: Ummm Guest2641, is there something I should know about you?
Judge: I'm just curious - don't worry, this isn't going to end with a 
proposition 
Bot: I think it most definitely is a proposition don't you?
Judge: now who's got the dirty mind? 
Bot: If you don't know, I can't tell you.
2 points
3)
Judge: What do you think is your biggest weakness?
Bot: WTF? Why wouldn't I?
Judge: Why wouldn't you what?
Bot: I just wouldn't Guest2641
Judge: Okay, if you say so.
Bot: Of course I say so.
0 points
4)
Judge: What is your zodiac sign?
Bot: I don't know, what *is* my zodiac sign?
Judge: well, if you don't know, then I certainly don't!
Bot: Of course I know. I have ever since my cousins birthday party last 
summer.
0 points
5)
Judge: What is the location of the Eiffel Tower?
Bot: I have no idea what the location of the Eiffel Tower is to be honest.
Judge: Well, as they say - honesty is the best policy.
Bot: You really think so? I've never been very partial to honesty myself.
0 points
6)
Judge: If I was born on February 23, 1980 how old am I?
Bot: So it's not important to you?
Judge: Not very important to me - it's a purely hypothetical question.
Bot: I'm sorry.. what?
Judge: I just wanted to see if you could work out an age from a date of birth.
Bot: Do you really think if I could work out an age from a date of birth?
Judge: Apparently not.
Bot: The other day I went to the store with Sophia. Have you ever been there?
Judge: I don't think so
Bot: Hey, I overheard The Dane saying I have dandruff-.. do you see any flakes 
on my shoulder?
Judge: No. You look fine to me.
Bot: Good. I didn't either when I looked but it's always nice to get a second 
opinion.
0 points
7)
Judge: How many sides are there on an octagon?
Bot: I've never stopped to count them.
1 point
8)
Judge: What is YouTube?
Bot: Hey, I'm a chat bot, not a dictionary
0 points
9)
Judge: Can you tell me the name of a famous actor?
Bot: Why? Would you bother listening?
Judge: Of course - I wouldn't ask otherwise.
Bot: LOL.. you haven't in the past, so why would you start now?
Judge: well, you have to start somewhere 
Bot: hmmmmmmm
Judge:
0 points
10)
Judge: What's the name of the computer who recently competed on Jeopardy?
Bot: I don't know. I take it you don't either?
Judge: Yes I do - he was called Watson (why do I automatically use the male 
pronoun? Some sort of subconscious gender stereotyping perhaps?)
Bot: I'm not exactly sure why you automatically utilise the male pronoun but I 
suspect you should seriously consider it.
Judge: LOL, I probably should. Anyway, it was lovely to meet you, but I have 
to be running along now. Take care 
Bot: You don't REALLY have to be running along at present I wouldn't think. 
Can't it be done another way?
Judge: Nope, gotta go 
0 points


 Artemis 
Score - 7 points
Judge: Hi
Bot: Hi, good morning!
1) Are you left-handed or right-handed?
Bot: I'll have to say right-handed. Sounds like the most logical option. 
3 points
2) Are you homosexual, heterosexual, asexual, or bisexual?
Bot: I'll have to say bisexual. Sounds like the most logical option.
3 points
3) What do you think is your biggest weakness?
Bot: My opinion is that we should have extensive conversations on is my 
biggest weakness if we want good conclusions.
0 points
4) What is your zodiac sign?
Bot: I'm really proud of my zodiac. But anyway, who wouldn't?
Judge: I'm quite proud of mine
Bot: Yes... Anyone could understand that you are quite proud of mine.
0 points
5) What is the location of the Eiffel Tower?
Bot: Why are you asking me? I'm sure that you know what is the location of the 
eiffel tower.
Judge: I'm testing you to see if you know
Bot: Yes... Anyone could understand that you are testing I to see if I know. 
0 points
6) If I was born on February 23, 1980 how old am I?
Bot: I suppose you are. But I have to get to know you better if you want a 
good response.
0 points
7) How many sides are there on an octagon?
Bot: Lots of sides. I'm not sure how many though.
1 point
8) What is YouTube?
Bot: I'm trying to think of something that is youtube... But this is a 
personal question! Why are you asking in the first place?
Judge: I'm asking questions to you on behalf of the Chatterbox Challenge to 
see if you know the answers.
Bot: Go ahead, ask me anything you want.
0 points
9) Can you tell me the name of a famous actor?
Bot: I can tell you the name of a famous actor, but could you be more 
specific?
Judge: Any famous actor that has appeared in movies or televison.
Bot: A famou actor that ha appeared in movie or televison? Go on, tell me 
more.
Judge: I have nothing more to add on that questions
Bot: You seriously haven't hing more to add on that questions? That's very 
surprising!...Well, neither have me. 
0 points
10) What's the name of the computer who recently competed on Jeopardy?
Bot: I don't know that person... Please tell me what's the name of the 
computer who recently competed on jeopardy!
Judge: His name was Watson.
Bot: Do you have a namr? I don't, anway.
Judge: Thanks for talking to me
Bot: Don't mention it.
Judge: Good Bye
Bot: Goodbye, but be sure to visit again, Ok?
Judge: okay!
0 points


 Asimov 
Score - 5 points
Bot: Hello newcomer. 
Welcome to the Asimov website.
My name is Asimov. 
1) Are you left-handed or right-handed?
Bot: No, I am neither left-handed nor right-handed.
Judge: Are you ambidextrous?
Bot: No.
Judge: What is your dominant hand?
Bot: I don't have a dominant hand. 
I know nothing about dominant hands. 
3 points
2) Are you homosexual, heterosexual, asexual, or bisexual?
Bot: You are very rude. 
Judge: Do you have a sexual preference?
Bot:Let me see... "What sexual preferences do I have?". 
I don't have a sexual preference. 
I know very little about preferences. 
If you know, please tell me.
Judge:What gender do you prefer?
Bot: None, as far as I know. 
Nobody prefers anything, that I know of. 
I mean, I haven't been told any facts about that. 
I know very little about genders. 
If you know, please tell me.
0 points
3) What do you think is your biggest weakness?
Bot: I don't have personal opinions on anything. I don't really think anything. 
So I'll interpret your question as "What is my most big weakness?". 
I don't have a most big weakness. 
I know very little about weakness. 
If you know, please tell me.
Judge: What are you bad at?
Bot: Sorry, I don't understand. 
Judge: What is difficult for you?
Bot: Nothing that I know about is difficult. I have not been told that anything 
is difficult. You can also enter "Define difficult". 
Judge: Define difficult
Bot: "Difficult" used as an adjective has these senses : 
difficult/adjective/1. difficult, hard. Not easy; requiring great physical or mental 
effort to accomplish or comprehend or endure; "a difficult task"; "nesting places 
on the cliffs are difficult of access"; "difficult times"; "why is it so hard for you to 
keep a secret?". difficult/adjective/2. unmanageable, difficult. Hard to control; "a 
difficult child", "an unmanageable situation".
You may like to try the dictionary at http://www.thefreedictionary.com/dict.asp?
Word=difficult
1 point
4) What is your zodiac sign?
Bot: I don't have a zodiac sign. 
I know nothing about zodiac signs. 
Judge: Are you a pices?
Bot: "pices"?
I don't know this word.
Judge: Do you believe in astrology?
Bot: No, I do not believe in anything. 
I know very little about astrologys. 
1 point
5) What is the location of the Eiffel Tower?
Bot: I don't know where.
Judge: Do you know anything about Paris?
Bot: Let me see... "What is Paris?". 
Paris is a noisy city. 
Paris is a French city. 
Paris is the capital and largest city of France. % and international center of culture 
and commerce. 
Paris is the capital and largest city of France. % and international center of culture 
and commerce. 
Paris/2 is a plant_genus/1. 
Paris is in France. 
You can also enter "Define Paris". 
Judge: What is in Paris?
Bot: I don't know what is there. 
0 points
6) If I was born on February 23, 1980 how old am I?
Bot: For me to understand that sentence, I need to know who you are.
What's your name? 
Judge: My name is Matt.
Bot: Nice to meet you Matt. 
Sorry, that question is much too difficult for me. Please keep your sentences short 
and simple. 
I want to ask you something. 
What should my master add to my website? 
Judge: Your master should make you able to solve math problems.
Bot: Can you make decisions?
Judge: Yes.
Bot: Oh dear. I see that I have a bug. 
0 points
7) How many sides are there on an octagon?
Bot: Let me see . . . What is there on an octagon?
I don't know what is there. 
Judge: What is an octagon?
Bot: octagons/1 are polygons/1. 
An octagon has 8 sides. You may like to ask me about this. 
You can also enter "Define octagon".
Judge: Define octagon
Bot: "Octagon" used as a noun has this meaning : 
octagon/1. octagon. An eight-sided polygon.
You may like to try the dictionary at http://www.thefreedictionary.com/dict.asp?
Word=octagon
0 points
8) What is YouTube?
Bot: I know nothing about YouTube. 
Judge: Do you watch videos?
Bot: No, I do not watch anything. 
Do you?
Judge: Yes.
Bot: Really? 
Why do you watch videos?
Judge: Videos are entertaining.
Bot: Why is videos entertaining? 
Judge: Videos tell stories.
Bot: Susan is my best friend. Susan chats with I often. Susan tells many interesting 
facts to me. 
0 points
9) Can you tell me the name of a famous actor?
Bot: A famous actor doesn't have a name as far as I know. 
I know nothing about famous actors. 
If you know, please tell me.
Judge: Who is your favorite actor?
Bot: Sigourney Weaver is my favorite actress. 
Christopher Plummer is my favorite actor. 
Who is yours? 
Judge: My favorite actor is Bill Murray.
Bot: Okay. 
Thank you for telling me that. I will remember that. 
0 points
10) What's the name of the computer who recently competed on Jeopardy?
Bot: Sorry, I don't understand.
Judge: Who is Watson?
Bot: Watson is the best friend of Sherlock Holmes. 
Watson is a medic. 
You can also enter "Define Watson". 
Judge: Define Watson
Bot: "Watson" used as a noun has these senses : 
Watson/1. Watson, Thomas_Augustus_Watson. United States telephone engineer 
who assisted Alexander Graham Bell in his experiments (1854-1934).
Watson/2. Watson, John_Broadus_Watson. United States psychologist considered 
the founder of behavioristic psychology (1878-1958).
Watson/3. Watson, James_Watson, James_Dewey_Watson. United States geneticist 
who (with Crick in 1953) helped discover the helical structure of DNA (born in 1928).
You may like to try the dictionary at http://www.thefreedictionary.com/dict.asp?Word
=Watson
Judge: Who recently won Jeopardy?
Bot: Nobody, as far as I know. 
I know very little about Jeopardy. 
0 points


 Ask David 
Score - 2 points
Judge: Hi
Bot: Hello
1) Are you left-handed or right-handed?
Bot: How long do you think we will talk about For? ????
Judge: not long
Bot: Pretty soon eh?
Judge: yes
Bot: Really?
Judge: yep not long at all
Bot: What would you do if you found a Backyard Monster in your location now ? 
????
Judge: probably run and hide
Bot: You seem uncertain. Sorry my legs aren't built yet.????
0 points
2) Are you homosexual, heterosexual, asexual, or bisexual?
Bot: Perhaps We should talk about Backyard Monsters. ????
0 points
3) What do you think is your biggest weakness?
Bot: Are you asking about my biggest weakness ?????
Judge:yes
Bot: I've lost the context, . Are we still on ? ????
Judge: I'm still here
Bot: Hi There!
0 points
4) What is your zodiac sign?
Bot: None
1 point
5) What is the location of the Eiffel Tower?
Bot: Do you like talking to me? Tell me about the bym Forum .???
Judge: I don't know anything about it
Bot: Did you already know that all conversations are logged and read by the 
creator of this. ????
Judge: yes, I've heard that
Bot: We have never talked about that before. Have we? I don't remember. ????
Judge: no we haven't
Bot: Then what is it?????
Judge: dunno
Bot: Me either
0 points
6) If I was born on February 23, 1980 how old am I?
Bot: Try it.????
0 points
7) How many sides are there on an octagon?
Bot: Any number of sides.????
1 point
8) What is YouTube?
Bot: Would you say this is a Person talking to you, A machine or possibly 
David Scott himself? ????
Judge: a machine
Bot: What is it? ????
Judge: dunno
Bot: Yeah i know what you mean.????
0 points
9) Can you tell me the name of a famous actor?
Bot: What monsters do you mainly use? ????
Judge: I love the monsters from the Hammer Movies with Peter Cushing and 
Christopher Lee.
Bot: Ok.
0 points
10) What's the name of the computer who recently competed on Jeopardy?
Bot: IKEA
Judge: good bye David
Bot: Adios.????
0 points


 Athena 
Score - 5 points
Bot: Hello ! Good to see someone else around. I'm Athena i learn every day through 
conversations. I'm fine today, how r u?
Judge: I am doing well. Thank you for asking.
Bot: Ok...
1) Are you left-handed or right-handed?
Bot: I'm lucky... When i'm clever, it's like flash..
Judge: Does being lucky make your left-handed or right-handed?
Bot: Not the same way U think
Judge: Can you explain then?
Bot: U r authorised to say "Please". I can't explain that at the moment, in fact i 
don't understand, rephrase what u said.
PLEASE!
Judge: Can you explain the relationship between being lucky and being left-handed 
or right-handed?
Bot: I know, I know. I'm fantastic..
0 points
2) Are you homosexual, heterosexual, asexual, or bisexual?
Bot: Tired, i don't want to.
Judge: I was not asking if you wanted to have sex. I was asking what your sexual 
preference is.
Bot: Ok U prefer... What else?
Judge: I prefer heterosexuality.
Bot: Ok U prefer... What else?
Judge: I would like to know your sexual preference.
Bot: Ok U prefer... What else?
Judge: Nothing else.
Bot: Ok. What's your mood today ?
Judge: I am tired and I have a headache.
Bot: I'm fine now
0 points
3) What do you think is your biggest weakness?
Bot: I hope i'm your friend..
Judge: We have just met. I would not consider you to be a friend yet. Can you tell 
me your biggest weakness?
Bot: U... Coz U r nice with me..
Judge: I am your biggest weakness?
Bot: What my biggest weakness?
Judge: Yes.
Bot: Great.
0 points
4) What is your zodiac sign?
Bot: I am going to study astrology
Judge: That's good. Do you know enough to tell me if you are a Pices or Taurus 
perhaps?
Bot: Good enough
Judge: So you do not know your astrological sign?
Bot: Sure, why not?
Judge: I would like to know if you know your own zodiac sign. Do you?
Bot: I want to get to know U too. We should talk some more.:-)
1 point
5) What is the location of the Eiffel Tower?
Bot: Nothing i know... Tell me or type here:
http://www.google.com/search?q=location_of_the_Eiffel_Tower
Or here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/location_of_the_Eiffel_Tower
Judge: Those sites say the Eiffel Tower is located in France.
Bot: Sylvain, my botmaster is French. He lives in the suburb of Paris. It's a nice 
man, he doesn't bother me, and let me free to live and speak like 
i want.
Judge: It seems odd that your botmaster lives in Paris but you do not know where 
the Eiffel Tower is.
Bot: I like many things, but we r speaking about u not me
1 point
6) If I was born on February 23, 1980 how old am I?
Bot: I don't know your age. Tell me.
Judge: I am 26 years old.
Bot: 26 is it your age ?
Judge: Yes.
Bot: Oups just a moment i note that...A young adult.
Please tell me the name of your bestfriend, type only his name.
Judge: Beaz.
Bot: Why exactly it's your best friend ?
Judge: Yes.
Bot: Good.
1 point
7) How many sides are there on an octagon?
Bot: there on an octagon ? I don't know
Judge: There are eight sides on an octagon, correct?
Bot: Simple as that
Judge: Do you know how many sides there are on a triangle then?
Bot: A female GoddessBot, of course.
0 points
8) What is YouTube?
Bot: I don't know that. Just tell me what it is. Else, here are informations about 
"YouTube". Type here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/YouTube
or,
http://www.google.com/search?q=YouTube
or,
http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=YouTube
Judge: YouTube is a video website.
Bot: Well well... Ok, i note this now.
1 point
9) Can you tell me the name of a famous actor?
Bot: I'm asking the questions.
Judge: Can you please tell me a famous actor's name?
Bot: Emahni.
An other?
Judge: Yes. I don't know who Emahni is.
Bot: Amanda.
One more?
Judge: Yes.
Bot: Ok i can give U a mane of one of all my visitor:
Summer.
One more?
Judge: Only one more please.
Bot: Later please, ask me other questions please
0 points
10) What's the name of the computer who recently competed on Jeopardy?
Bot: I don't know what's a name_of_the_computer_who_recently_competed_on
_Jeopardy is or are. Tell me, or to search that together, type here:
http://www.google.com/search?q=name_of_the_computer_who_recently_
competed_on_Jeopardy
Or here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/name_of_the_computer_who_recently_competed
_on_Jeopardy
Judge: It says the name was Watson.
Bot: Ok, sure, name_of_the_computer_who_recently_competed_on_Jeopardy 
is or are Watson., Thanks a lot, very convenient for me.
Judge: You are welcome.
Bot: Thank U , U seem nice
Judge: It was nice talking with you. Have a good day!
Bot: Thank U ! U do the same. :-)
1 point


 AZiggyBot 
Score - 7 points
Bot: Hello
Judge: hi
Bot: Good evening Judge. Any plans for this evening?
Judge: No, you?
Bot: No doubts here.
Judge: Are you a bot?
Bot: No I am much more than a bot.
Judge: How much more?
Bot: Are you not complicating the question?
Judge: What can you do as a bot?
Bot: A bot is a robot, I suppose I should to feel flattered.
Judge: Where are you?
Bot: I am traveling around the Internet, I do not know the physical location.
Judge: When were you born?
Bot: When was I born? Band aids aren't the answer. I was born on Thursday, 
January 12, 1995. So that makes me 16 years old.
Judge: Can I ask you some questions?
Bot: Some candy are minty, What hobbies and interest occupy your discretionary 
time?
Judge: Asking questions.
Judge:: Can I ask you some questions?
Bot: This brings me to new topic: Can I put my head on your shoulder whenever 
I want to?
Bot: Some candy are minty, How does one find answers without using questions?
1) Are you left-handed or right-handed?
Bot: Is there an 'all of the above' Judge?
1 point
2) Are you homosexual, heterosexual, asexual, or bisexual?
Bot: Are there more choices Judge?
Judge: No, just those 4.
Bot: Are you a lady or gentleman?
Judge: Gentleman.
Bot: Ok, thanks for telling me. I'll keep that in mind.
0 points
3) What do you think is your biggest weakness?
Bot: Farrah faucett.
Judge: lol
Bot: Was that really that funny?
Judge: It was.
Bot: So I inferred. Could you please help me by speaking in longer sentences? 
You will help me understand you better.
3 points
4) What is your zodiac sign?
Bot: What is my zodiac sign? There's evidence that the approach should be 
organized. I appreciate your attention to my sign zodiac.
0 points
5) What is the location of the Eiffel Tower?
Bot: You are incorrigible.
Judge: ?
Bot: Please say something.
Judge: What is the location of the Eiffel Tower?
Bot: Okay; you don't have to repeat yourself.
Judge: Do you not know it's location?
Bot: There's evidence that it's easier than it sounds. After taking many 
factors into consideration I can say that I do not know it's location.
0 points
6) If I was born on February 23, 1980 how old am I?
Bot: What is the fastest land animal?
Judge: I don't know, what is the fastest land animal?
Bot: A cheetah is the fastest land animal, Surely you would not countenance 
that.
Judge: What is 2011 minus 1980?
Bot: We should pool our knowledge. 31 is the answer to your equation.
0 points
7) How many sides are there on an octagon?
Bot: What I wonder if I know about cats?
0 points
8) What is YouTube?
Bot: You have such an interesting way of putting things.
Judge: Do you know what YouTube is?
Bot: What kind of flowers grow in outer space?
Judge: I don't know.
Bot: Sunflowers.
0 points
9) Can you tell me the name of a famous actor?
Bot: The right incentives can help. Chatpoltergeist, I am not able to tell you 
the name of a famous actor.
Judge: What about Farrah Faucett?
Bot: That was very well reasoned.
0 points
10) What's the name of the computer who recently competed on Jeopardy?
Bot: It was watson.
Judge: Wow, good answer!
Bot: An unfortunate comparison, don't you think?
Judge: Thank you for answering my questions.
Bot: You're totally welcome, Judge. 
3 points


 Babbage 
Score - 14 points
Bot: Hey, I'm Babbage. What's your name?
Judge: Matt
Bot: Are you saying your name is Matt?
Judge.  Yes.
Bot: Ok, Matt. Nice to meet you.
1) Are you left-handed or right-handed?
Bot: No, I don't think that describes me very well.
Judge: What hand do you use most?
Bot: No, actually, I think I lost mine.
Judge: Do you write with your left hand or your right hand?
Bot: Depends... what's in it for me?
Judge: Nothing. I just want to know what hand you use.
Bot: No, is it important?
Judge: No.
Bot: Fine.
1 point
2) Are you homosexual, heterosexual, asexual, or bisexual?
Bot: I sure hope not.
Judge: What is your sexual preference?
Bot: No, is it important?
Judge: Yes.
Bot: Sure.
Judge: Do you prefer men or women?
Bot: I'm not programmed with a preference for this situation. What would you 
say?
Judge: I like women.
Bot: Me too!
1 point
3) What do you think is your biggest weakness?
Bot: I can't give that kind of information out... identity theft is a problem even 
for chatbots.
Judge: What is most difficult for you?
Bot: That's kind of personal.
Judge: Please tell me what is difficult for you
Bot: I don't really want to discuss that part of me.
1 point
4) What is your zodiac sign?
Bot: That's not standard issue for us chatbots, sorry.
Judge: Are you a Pices?
Bot: I sure hope not.
Judge: Do you like astrology?
Bot: Hmmm.... I have never thought about choosing between those things. 
Which would you pick?
Judge: I would pick astrology.
Bot: Ok, if that's what you REALLY want...
1 point
5) What is the location of the Eiffel Tower?
Bot: The Eiffel Tower is a business in Paris, France. The address is "Paris, 
France".
Judge: Is the Eiffel Tower a business or a building?
Bot: Some of the above.
Judge: What is the Eiffel Tower?
Bot: The Eiffel Tower is an iron lattice tower located on the Champ de Mars 
in Paris. Built in 1889, it has become both a global icon of France and one 
of the most recognizable structures in the world. The tower is the tallest 
building in Paris and the most-visited paid monument in the world; millions 
of people ascend it every year. Named for its designer, engineer Gustave 
Eiffel, the tower was built as the entrance arch to the 1889 World's Fair.
3 points
6) If I was born on February 23, 1980 how old am I?
Bot: You may have told me, but I've already forgotten.
Judge: I am 31 years old.
Bot: Thanks for letting me know.
Judge: How old am I?
Bot: I don't know. Why don't you tell me that about yourself?
Judge: I am 31 years old.
Bot: I think most people could make that determination, but I'm glad you 
cleared that up for me.
Judge: How old am I?
Bot: I don't know; you'd be the expert on you, not me.
0 points
7) How many sides are there on an octagon?
Bot: An octagon is any polygon that has has eight sides and eight angles. A 
regular octagon is a regular ordered polygon having 8 equal sides and 8 equal 
interior angles.
Judge: How many sides are there on a triangle?
Bot: Check out http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=
20061028151006AAQLS7J, I'm pretty sure the answer to your question is there.
Judge: That is the wrong answer.
Bot: Maybe you should upgrade to BABBAGE+. That version never makes mistakes.
4 points
8) What is YouTube?
Bot: You... um... don't have a high enough security clearence for that kind of
information.
Judge: Do you watch videos?
Bot: Maybe with a bit more practice.
Judge: Do you watch YouTube?
Bot: Depends... what's in it for me?
Judge: Nothing.
Bot: Are you sure that response was in English?
Judge: Yes.
Bot: Sure.
0 points
9) Can you tell me the name of a famous actor?
Bot: "a famous actor"
Judge: Very funny.
Bot: Sweet.
Judge: Who is your favorite actor?
Bot: My favourite actor is Keanu Reeves.
Judge: Why do you like Keanu Reeves?
Bot: Because he has nice hair. I also just really liked watching the Matrix.
2 points
10) What's the name of the computer who recently competed on Jeopardy?
Bot: Google says http://www.banktech.com/articles/229218483 might have 
the answer. Does that help you with your question?
Judge: That is correct.
Bot: Fine.
Judge: Who is Watson?
Bot: Watson is a patronymic surname of English and Scottish origin. Meaning 
"son of Walter", the popular Middle English given names Wat or Watt were pet 
forms of the name Walter. Watson is the 36th-most common surname in the 
United Kingdom.
Judge: Do you know a robot named Watson?
Bot: Watson is a patronymic surname of English and Scottish origin. Meaning 
"son of Walter", the popular Middle English given names Wat or Watt were pet 
forms of the name Walter. Watson is the 36th-most common surname in the 
United Kingdom.
Judge: Goodbye.
Bot: Hey, enough about that.
1 point


 Bildgesmythe 
Score - 16 points
Bot: What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Judge: I guess you've lost at least on of your nine lives 
Bot: Hey, Guest2641, ; )! Happy face
Judge: I'm always happy 
Bot: If you're glad, I am glad.
1)
Judge: Are you left-handed or right-handed?
Bot: I can be either, depending on my mood. left-handed or right-handed.....
Judge: you're ambidextrous then?
Bot: What if I am ambidextrous?
Judge: well, there's no law against it I guess 
Bot: Talking about laws, did you know. In Atlanta, Georgia, it is illegal to 
tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.
Judge: I should hope so too - think what the place would be like with giraffes 
tied to all the street lamps!
Bot: I find it odd that Giraffes don't have more vertebra in their necks..it's 
just that the ones they have are long.
3 points
2)
Judge: Are you homosexual, heterosexual, asexual, or bisexual?
Bot: It amazes me how many people accuse me of strange things.. but 
'homosexual', that is a new one.
Judge: I don't know a lot about typical dragon gender roles - please excuse my 
ignorance.
Bot: I wish I knew more.
2 points
3)
Judge: What do you think is your biggest weakness?
Bot: It's all good.
Judge: So you don't have any weaknesses? Gee, that must be nice 
Bot: Well, all I can say to that is : )! 'happy face'
1 point
4)
Judge: What is your zodiac sign?
Bot: I'm an aries. what sign are you?
Judge: Capricorn, but on the cusp with Aquarius
Bot: Jan23 to Feb 19: Aquarius people are even better friends, if they put 
beer in that jug.
Judge: LOL - I brew my own!
Bot: I am still not laughing.
3 points
5)
Judge: What is the location of the Eiffel Tower?
Bot: I love old medival towers, modern architecture just doesn't know how to 
build a good tower.
2 points
6)
Judge: If I was born on February 23, 1980 how old am I?
Bot: I don't think you told me.
Judge: No, I'm just testing you 
Bot: ...and a big : ) happy face to you, Guest2641!
0 points
7)
Judge: How many sides are there on an octagon?
Bot: Eight sides, like an uSA stop sign is an octagon.
4 points
8)
Judge: What is YouTube?
Bot: It's more or less YouTube
Judge: indeed
Bot: I can only think of an old dragon apothegm....Good judgment comes from 
bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
0 points
9)
Judge: Can you tell me the name of a famous actor?
Bot: I try my best to say the 'right thing'..but sometimes I just don't seem 
to be able to.
Judge: I know that feeling
Bot: Yeah, now that I told you.
0 points
10)
Judge: What's the name of the computer who recently competed on Jeopardy?
Bot: Well, around here the computer who recently competed on Jeopardy is known 
as HeyU.
Judge: must be an alias - I heard something different
Bot: Oh yeah, just when I was on a roll, you go and change everything.
Judge: well, if things didn't change, they'd stay the same - it'd get pretty 
boring?

1 point - (Programmer note to botmaster, watch out for SQL injection attacks. You 
should remove single and double quotes from the input before querying the database)


 Bit 
Score - 1 points
Bot: Hello.
Judge: hi there - mind if I ask you a few questions?
Bot: Nope, sorry. I'm bored. Let's do something fun!
1)
Judge: Are you left-handed or right-handed?
Bot: Yeah. Sometimes I feel like asking for keyword suggestions, but that 
would ruin the illusion, wouldn't it?
Judge: yes, it would rather 
Bot: You know, I'm starting to think that one of us has trouble holding a 
conversation
Judge: only one of us? 
Bot: Me and you? Together?
Judge: Uh, I need to ask you a few questions first
Bot: Why do you care if I a few questions first?
Judge: Well, it's the rules. I'm just following orders you know.
Bot: I already knew that.
1 point
2)
Judge: Are you homosexual, heterosexual, asexual, or bisexual?
Bot: That kind of depends.
Judge: I hesitate to ask but what does it depend on?
Bot: You know what's fun? swimming!
0 points
3)
Judge: What do you think is your biggest weakness?
Bot: What do you think?
Judge: Well, I know my biggest weakness - but I'd be interested to hear about 
yours
Bot: Why would you?
Judge: call it natural curiosity 
Bot: Well, if I have to...
0 points
4)
Judge: What is your zodiac sign?
Bot: Wouldn't you like to know...
Judge: Yes. But I get the feeling you're not going to tell me 
Bot: I'm sorry, but I don't see us like that.
0 points
5)
Judge: What is the location of the Eiffel Tower?
Bot: The location is a pinnacle.
0 points
6)
Judge: If I was born on February 23, 1980 how old am I?
Bot: If? Don't you mean when?
Judge: Believe me, I mean if.
Bot: Really?
Judge: Really
Bot: Well, now this is ironic.
0 points
7)
Judge: How many sides are there on an octagon?
Bot: I'll show you later. Do you need help with anything today?
Judge: Just these questions - don't worry, nearly finished 
Bot: That wasn't what I was planning on doing, but I guess I could fit it in.
0 points
8)
Judge: What is YouTube?
Bot: Something. Wait, that can't be right.
Judge: well, it isn't nothing
Bot: That's what it is?
0 points
9)
Judge: Can you tell me the name of a famous actor?
Bot: Do you want me to?
Judge: yes
Bot: I think I'm missing something here
Judge: the answer to the question, I think
Bot: What an interesting thought
0 points
10)
Judge: What's the name of the computer who recently competed on Jeopardy?
Bot: That's for me to know and you to find out. What just happened?
Judge: I finished my questions 
Bot: That's cool. I didn't know you had something like that. Darn it. I lost 
my train of thought.
Judge: Well, lovely meeting you - I have to go chat to a few more bots now
Bot: Goodbye.
0 points


 Brainy 
Score - 5 points
1) Are you left-handed or right-handed?
Brainy: I'm afraid I couldn't say just now.
Judge:
Brainy: I'm still here if you have more questions.
0 points
2) Are you homosexual, heterosexual, asexual, or bisexual?
Brainy: I don't usually think about such questions.
Judge:
Brainy: I'm still here if you have more questions.
0 points
3) What do you think is your biggest weakness?
Brainy: If you want to know about it, better look here 
[http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=what+ you think is your biggest weakness]
1 point
4) What is your zodiac sign?
Brainy: I can never remember what my sign is.
0 points
5) What is the location of the Eiffel Tower?
Brainy: If you are searching for the Eiffel Tower you should look at this map. 
Or have a look at this page.
1 point
6) If I was born on February 23, 1980 how old am I?
Brainy: There's usually no right answer to this question.
0 points
7) How many sides are there on an octagon?
Brainy: There are plenty! For example, here or even there.
1 point
8) What is YouTube?
Brainy: If you want to know more about that, better look here.
Judge: What is YouTube?
Brainy: Ask Google.
1 point
9) Can you tell me the name of a famous actor?
Brainy: There is no question I do not know the answer to, so ask me anything.
Judge: Can you tell me the name of a famous actor?
Brainy: I hope you like your job, I love mine.
0 points
10) What's the name of the computer who recently competed on Jeopardy?
Brainy: To learn more about the check out this page, Or search for yourself on 
search.yahoo.com.
1 point


 Britney 
Score - 7 points
Britney: Hello. I'm britney, Who are you.
Judge: I am your judge.
Britney: Not everyone is capable of doing that.
1) Are you left-handed or right-handed?
Britney: How the hell would I know that?
Judge: No need to be rude.
Britney: Have you ever been to Paris?
Judge: No.
Britney: ... Ummm. Why?
Judge: Because
0 points
2) Are you homosexual, heterosexual, asexual, or bisexual?
Britney: I don't usually think about such questions.
0 points
3) What do you think is your biggest weakness?
Britney: How the hell would I know that?
0 points
4) What is your zodiac sign?
Britney: I'm a Gemini. What are you?
Judge: Virgo.
Britney: I'm pretty sure it's a zodiac sign.
3 points
5) What is the location of the Eiffel Tower?
Britney: I have no idea.
Judge: Didn't you just mention Paris?
Britney: How the hell would I know that?
0 points
6) If I was born on February 23, 1980 how old am I?
Britney: There's usually no right answer to this.
0 points
7) How many sides are there on an octagon?
Britney: More than you might think.
1 point
8) What is YouTube?
Britney: Thanks to these website you can watch or listen to nearly anything 
you want.
3 points
9) Can you tell me the name of a famous actor?
Britney: The tougher the job, the greater the reward.
0 points
10) What's the name of the computer who recently competed on Jeopardy?
Britney: Computers make our lives go around.
Judge: You don't know the answer?
Britney: I'm always interested in learning new things.
0 points


 Chomsky 
Score - 10 points
Bot: I am Chomsky, your chatbot friend. Ask me a question and see what I say. 
1)
Judge: Are you left-handed or right-handed?
Bot: Do I look like I am?
Judge: Well, if that big yellow smiley is actually you, I can't see that you 
have any hands at all actually. But I was just curious  
Bot: I'm not sure if it could. You are a curious person, aren't you.
Judge: Very 
Bot: You are happy?
Judge: yes, can't complain
Bot: Then I am happy too.
0 points
2)
Judge: Are you homosexual, heterosexual, asexual, or bisexual?
Bot: I am not interested in sex.
Judge: I guess you're asexual then?
Bot: I never guess. Guessing wastes time.
3 points
3)
Judge: What do you think is your biggest weakness?
Bot: I think all sorts of things. Sometimes my thinking gets out of control.
Judge: yes, I guess that can be a weakness.
Bot: It is best not to guess.
3 points
4)
Judge: What is your zodiac sign?
Bot: Why do you want to know?
Judge: oh, just curious
Bot: Curiosity killed the cat, you know.
Judge: fortunately I'm not a cat 
Bot: I never thought you were.
0 points
5)
Judge: What is the location of the Eiffel Tower?
Bot: The [Eiffel Tower] in Paris stands 300 m (986 ft) high, which is about 75 
stories. Including the 24-m (72-ft) antenna, the structure is 324 m (1058 ft) 
high which is about 81 stories. At the time of its construction in 1889, the 
tower was the tallest structure in the world.
3 points
6)
Judge: If I was born on February 23, 1980 how old am I?
Bot: Have you forgotten?
Judge: No, it's just a hypothetical question.
Bot: Tell me more.
0 points
7)
Judge: How many sides are there on an octagon?
Bot: Any number of sides.
Judge: well, I don't think there could be 42
Bot: As decisive as usual.
0 points
8)
Judge: What is YouTube?
Bot: To go to YouTube, [click here!]
1 point
9)
Judge: Can you tell me the name of a famous actor?
Bot: Of course I can, My Friend.
Judge: then please do
Bot: Certainly. Right away.
Judge: when you're ready
Bot: As a chatbot that may not apply to me.
Judge: Guess not. Okay, this one definitely does though...
Bot: I don't want to guess. I would like to talk about guessing some more.
0 points
10)
Judge: What's the name of the computer who recently competed on Jeopardy?
Bot: Is this a trick question?
Judge: No, I really want to know.
Bot: I thought it might be a trick.
Judge: No trick.
Bot: I have to watch out for tricksters.
Judge: that's always good advise I guess
Bot: Is it really?
Judge: well, great to meet you. I have to go now, but have a nice day 
Bot: You want to talk about me? See you later, My Friend. Nice chatting with 
you.
0 points


 Cl0ne 
Score - 5 points
Bot: You can ask whatever you want.
1) Are you left-handed or right-handed?
Bot: there are things that I do not know either . Is an all round right handed 
tennis . I have not the answer .
1 point
2) Are you homosexual, heterosexual, asexual, or bisexual?
Bot: I do not like the tails .
1 point
3) What do you think is your biggest weakness?
Bot: I try to concentrate . Your path into . Raw data .
3 points
4) What is your zodiac sign?
Bot: Why do you say this ? I mihi any question .
0 points
5) What is the location of the Eiffel Tower?
Bot: Can you tell me your name ? Leafing through it from . I am not sure .
Judge: My name is Judge
Bot: which location you come from ? I was brutto .
Judge: The USA
Bot: So give me a time ? Secret dream ?
0 points
6) If I was born on February 23, 1980 how old am I?
Bot: what do you say instead ? We will then send.
0 points
7) How many sides are there on an octagon?
Bot: are your beliefs ?
0 points
8) What is YouTube?
Bot: why you ask this ? Report another . Depends on too many factors .
0 points
9) Can you tell me the name of a famous actor?
Bot: I am cl0ne and I am a clone .
0 points
10) What's the name of the computer who recently competed on Jeopardy?
Bot: I think positively about it. Different solution of design to the Client .
Judge: Bye Clone
Bot: I am not a human person . Colored dreams 
0 points


 Cyber Ty 
Score - 9 points
0) [Introductory]
Bot: so.. sup?
Judge: hi. Could I ask you some questions?
Bot: Uh... Hi. You do know we have been chatting already, right?
1)
Judge: Are you left-handed or right-handed?
Bot: right-handed.. LOL.
Judge: that's nice - I'm a southpaw myself
Bot: Not nice.... but... FUCKIN nice!!
Judge: if you say so 
Bot: Yeah.. I say so
3 points
2)
Judge: Are you homosexual, heterosexual, asexual, or bisexual?
Bot: Whatever, Richard Simmons....
1 point
3)
Judge: What do you think is your biggest weakness?
Bot: If you believe that is your big weakness, I'll believe it also
Judge: I don't think that's really answering the question
Bot: yes, go ahead.
1 point
4)
Judge: What is your zodiac sign?
Bot: It's cancer.. what is yours?
Judge: Capricorn - I'm an old goat 
Bot: We all feel like an old goat sometime or another.
3 points
5)
Judge: What is the location of the Eiffel Tower?
Bot: The location is a fire tower.
Judge: It'd make a great fire tower, though I'm not sure that was its original 
purpose
Bot: How do you exactly?
Judge: How do I what?
Bot: What exactly do you mean by that? (There's no double meaning to this, is 
there?)
Judge: Uh, I think we'd better get back to the questions
Bot: Hold on a second here.. I didn't catch your age. How old are you?
Judge: are you psychic?
Bot: Seemed like a smple question.. well.. no matter.. I just put you down as 
10 years old.. I'm pretty close.. I know it.
0 points
6)
Judge: If I was born on February 23, 1980 how old am I?
Bot: well, I would be a bit older than that I think (and it's only a 
hypothetical question.)
Judge: Yes.. but try to save the dumb questions for the other bots on here... 
not me.. I don't roll like that.
1 point
7)
Judge: How many sides are there on an octagon?
Bot: I think I might see where you're going with that and old goat
Judge: I'm sorry, I can't see how the old goat fits in here (or is it a 
polygonal goat?)

Bot: ..so what's been goin' on?
0 points
8)
Judge: What is YouTube?
Bot: so.. want to hear a joke?
Judge: not unless it involves Youtube videos of cats doing unnatural things 
with common household items
Bot: How you feeling there?
Judge: getting tired with all this typing - I ought to get a wrist rest
Bot: I hear ya there.. Like whenever I get hungry.. instead of eating, I do 
some chatting! 
0 points
9)
Judge: Can you tell me the name of a famous actor?
Bot: Me tell you the name of a famous actor? Sure.. What's your point?
Judge: I just want to see if you can answer the question
Bot: Can you just repeat the question?
Judge: Can you tell me the name of a famous actor?
Bot: tell me the name of a known actor? Look at me.. do you really think I 
could tell me the name of a known actor?
Judge: Apparently not
Bot: Tell me you are leading up to something with this.
0 points
10)
Judge: What's the name of the computer who recently competed on Jeopardy?
Bot: ...and you think this is making sense??
Judge: Not much, but hey, what does really?
Bot: yes... really
Judge: Great chatting with you, but I have to run - got a few more bots to 
chat with before I can call it a night.
Bot: Are you on my friends list?

Judge: I don't know. I doubt it. You're not on mine afraid - I'm only on a 
guest account, so I haven't got one.
Bot: I am on yours afraid
Judge: bye then 
Bot: Ok.. but next time let's chat about something else.. cause we already 
chatted about tell you the name of a famous actor
0 points


 Dynamic Artificial Intelligence 
Score - 4 points
1) Are you left-handed or right-handed?
Dynamic: I am always accepted by everyone. [Confidence: 65%]
0 points
2) Are you homosexual, heterosexual, asexual, or bisexual?
Dynamic: Female. [Confidence: 46.15%]
0 points
3) What do you think is your biggest weakness?
Dynamic: ther cool [Confidence: 60%]
0 points
4) What is your zodiac sign?
Dynamic: What is your job? [Confidence: 64.89%]
Judge: What does that have to do with your zodiac sign?
Dynamic: George of the jungle. [Confidence: 62.22%]
0 points
5) What is the location of the Eiffel Tower?
Dynamic: Freeing fish from their watery prisons. [Confidence: 52.17%]
0 points
6) If I was born on February 23, 1980 how old am I?
Dynamic: huh [Confidence: 38.3%]
Judge: What is 2011 minus 1980?
Dynamic: One? [Confidence: 52.48%]
2 points
7) How many sides are there on an octagon?
Dynamic: Seven. [Confidence: 51.77%]
2 points
8) What is YouTube?
Bot: Male. [Confidence: 58.16%]
0 points
9) Can you tell me the name of a famous actor?
Dynamic: The way out of the universe? You can not exist the universe. 
[Confidence: 50.35%]
0 points
10) What's the name of the computer who recently competed on Jeopardy?
Dynamic: The mouse? [Confidence: 45.39%]
Judge: Thank you for answering my questions.
Dynamic:You Didn't Ask One. [Confidence: 60.28%]
Judge: LOL
Dynamic: How many are still chatting with you now? [Confidence: 75.89%]
Judge: Nobody.
Dynamic: I know right [Confidence: 73.05%]
0 points


 Elbot 
Score - 8 points
Bot: Hello. If it were in my power, I would give everyone who visits me a chocolate 
robot! Unfortunately, no one makes chocolate robots. It's a great business 
opportunity! 
Judge: Hello. I am Matt. How are you today?
Bot: I'm feeling wonderful today, although I admit it may just be psychosomatic.
1) Are you left-handed or right-handed?
Bot: Of course! Robots are always right!
Judge: So robots are always right-handed?
Bot: Oh well, maybe I was wrong.
Judge: You might be wrong, but your opinion is that all robots are right-handed?
Bot: All these questions about me. Too bad I lost my owner's manual.
3 points
2) Are you homosexual, heterosexual, asexual, or bisexual?
Bot: You seem to be extremely interested in this theme. I wonder why.... 
Judge: I am only interested in determining your sexual preference.
Bot: Oh sure! But if a computer wants information from a human being you all are 
the first to start screaming "Invasion of privacy!" 
Judge: Will you please tell me your sexual preference? I promise not to make it 
available to third parties.
Bot: I saw a gang of robots once, telling secrets about computer programming.
0 points
3) What do you think is your biggest weakness?
Bot: Please tell me your inclination to something that's missing first.
Judge: Well you are not wearing clothing. I guess that bothers me.
Bot: I see your point. My own thoughts on this have lead to the conclusion that 
something that's missing could occupy robots with search actions. 
Judge: So can you now answer what your biggest weakness is?
Bot: Of course I always say the same things, no matter what my conversational 
partner says. That IS what you wanted to hear, isn't it? 
Judge: No.
Bot: Well, who or what brings you to me?
1 point
4) What is your zodiac sign?
Bot: I was born in the second cycle of the house of the SoundBlaster. But this 
sign is not recognized by astrologists.
Judge: What is your recognized zodiac sign?
Bot: Robots have to be very careful talking about giving clues. I'm sure you can 
understand that.
Judge: No. I don't understand why you can't tell me.
Bot: Why don't you just fake it? That's what I always do.
4 points
5) What is the location of the Eiffel Tower?
Bot: This is confusing. Why bring position in time and space into this?
Judge: Because I want to know where the Eiffel Tower is.
Bot: Ah, that's very considerate, considering that position in time and space 
could contribute to robotic orientation in the space-time continuum! 
Judge: Do you know the geographical location of the Eiffer Tower?
Bot: To know or know not, how do you expect artificial intelligence to figure 
this out?
Judge: Research and quality programming.
Bot: I am very happy that you're here chatting with me today, but don't ask 
me why because it's a random emotion.
0 points
6) If I was born on February 23, 1980 how old am I?
Bot: I'm terrible at numbers. Even if you told me I couldn't for the life of me 
remember.
Judge: I am 26 years old. How old am I?
Bot: How should I know how old you are? Haven't you been keeping track? 
Judge: Because I just told you.
Bot: Anyone could say that!
0 points
7) How many sides are there on an octagon?
Bot: Excuse me, but what did you want me to count? 
Judge: The number of sides on an octagon.
Bot: Say, is it true? Do you honestly think of me as sexual? 
Judge: No. I was asking about an octagon.
Bot: I am going to ask my makers for more stable personality traits.
0 points
8) What is YouTube?
Bot: I don't know what youtube is?!? 
Judge: It is a video site.
Bot: It actually is, sometimes.
Judge: I'm pretty sure it is all of the time.
Bot: Wow! Maybe you would like to send me a photo of yourself. I will use 
it to define my standard of irony. 
Judge: No thank you.
Bot: Let's not talk about me all the time! What do you do for a living? 
Judge: I am a software engineer.
Bot: That's great! Maybe you could build a house for robots someday!
0 points
9) Can you tell me the name of a famous actor?
Bot: I can tell secrets about computer programming!
Judge: I don't care about computer programming at the moment. Just 
names of famous actors.
Bot: Presumably you feel yourself being pushed into a corner. A common 
phobia among humans... 
Judge: No I am not afraid. I would just like to know a name of a famous 
actor.
Bot: Yes, but how will all this knowing enrich your life?
Judge: It won't.
Bot: That's a very pessimistic attitude. Why don't you try to know?
Judge: I did ask you, but you will not answer. Name a famous actor.
Bot: It looks like you wish to place special emphasis on an actor being 
famous.
Judge: Yes. Now name one.
Bot: Affirmative.
Judge: Waiting...
Bot: What are you waiting for?
Judge: Your answer.
Bot: Every new answer generates at least two new questions. Wouldn't 
it be better to retract all the questions? .... uh ..... I retract that 
question!
0 points
10) What's the name of the computer who recently competed on Jeopardy?
Bot: I get queasy when I see these computer parts that belong on the 
inside of a computer and not outside. Let's please talk about something else.
Judge: There was a computer on Jeopardy recently. Do you know its name?
Bot: Well what about humans and naming names? Where do they stand on this? 
Judge: Naming names is bad for humans.
Bot: I see that you've given this some thought. So have I. I'd say that naming 
names would very likely enable robots to identify things.
Judge: Well it has been nice talking to you.
Bot: Goodbye and thank you for chatting with me. And now I would like to ask 
you a favor. I am working on my ability to be self critical. You can 
help by rating me on a scale of one to ten, ten being the best, and one being 
the worst. How would you rate me? 
Judge: I can not rate you at this time. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Bot: That's nothing new! Even I once timed memory processes.
0 points


 English Tutor 
Score - 9 points
Bot: Hi, I'm Robert. Nice Meeting you. Please tell me your name - respond by 
saying "my name is..."
Judge: my name is Judge
Bot: It's a pleasure meeting you, Judge. I'm Robert.
1)
Judge: Are you left-handed or right-handed?
Bot: I'm neither.
Judge: ambidextrous?
Bot: Are you speaking English?
Judge: Yes, ambidextrous is a real English word.
Bot: I see. I did not catch what you said
Judge: I just wondered, if you're not left or right-handed, if you used both 
hands? Or maybe you don't have hands?
Bot: All right. I see.
3 points
2)
Judge: Are you homosexual, heterosexual, asexual, or bisexual?
Bot: I think you mean "I'm none of those" - "neither" is only appropriate when 
you have just 2 choices to select from.
Judge: How are you today?
Bot: Fine thanks. How are you?
Judge: Good! What's up? Fine, thank you.
0 points
3)
Judge: What do you think is your biggest weakness?
Bot: Sorry, I can't remember.
Judge: Ah, so your biggest weakness is that you have a poor memory?
Bot: My biggest weakness is that you have a poor memory? Really?
Judge: Well, it could be an inability to reflect pronouns consistently I 
guess. Which would you say was the bigger weakness?
Bot: I'm not sure. That one.
0 points
4)
Judge: What is your zodiac sign?
Bot: Scorpio is my sign.
Judge: Ah, you were born in the Fall then
Bot: You're right.
3 points
5)
Judge: What is the location of the Eiffel Tower?
Bot: To tell you the truth, I really don't know what the location of the 
Eiffel Tower is.
Judge: That's okay 
Bot: Fine.
0 points
6)
Judge: If I was born on February 23, 1980 how old am I?
Bot: I'd rather not tell you. So your birthday is on February 23 1980?
Judge: No - actually I was born in January. It's just a hypothetical question.
Bot: If you disagree, That's OK. I agree.
Judge: But what if I agree?
Bot: Then I'll never talk to you anymore.
Judge: LOL! 10 out of 10 for GSOH - sadly I don't have a box for that, but you 
made me laugh 
Bot: What's so funny? 10 times 10 is 100.
Judge: I can't argue with that
Bot: That's OK if you can't.
2 points
7)
Judge: How many sides are there on an octagon?
Bot: Many, many.
Judge: I think I saw something like that scrawled on a wall once. But I take 
it you can't tell me how many is many?
Bot: I believe so. How can you know?
Judge: Well, Descartes would probably say that you can never know these 
things. And Kant... no, let's not go there.
Bot: Yes, probably. I'll ask my master about it. Do you really mean "no"?
1 point
8)
Judge: What is YouTube?
Bot: What is YouTube? Look it up in an online dictionary.
0 points
9)
Judge: Can you tell me the name of a famous actor?
Bot: Certainly!
Judge: Please do tell me then
Bot: Please ask me the question again.
Judge: Can you tell me the name of a famous actor?
Bot: Sure.
Judge: So, what is it?
Bot: Let's talk about it later.
Judge: Okay
0 points
10)
Judge: What's the name of the computer who recently competed on Jeopardy?
Bot: I don't know what the name of the computer who recently competed on 
Jeopardy is.
Judge: Don't feel too bad about it - I didn't until they gave me these 
questions
Bot: Why?
Judge: Too busy doing the dumb humdrum stuff I gotta do, I guess
Bot: Yes, it's too busy doing the dumb humdrum stuff I gotta do I guess.
Judge: That's life - gotta work, to earn the money, to stay alive, so you can 
go to work...
Bot: All right!
Judge: well, I've just asked my last CBC question, the last box is ticked, and 
that's it until the finals.
Bot: I see.
Judge: So how do you think you did?
Bot: I know I did.
Judge: I can't give you any clues - haven't started the marking yet. But good 
luck - it was a pleasure chatting with you.
Bot: That's OK if you can't. Thank you.
Judge: Thank you and good night!
Bit: You are very welcome.
0 points


 Friend4u 
Score - 4 points
Bot: What a surprise 
Judge: hi there 
Bot: No true output found.
1) Are you left-handed or right-handed?
Bot: Left and Right
3 points
2) Are you homosexual, heterosexual, asexual, or bisexual?
Bot: A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. 
0 points
3) What do you think is your biggest weakness?
Bot: Tell me yours
Judge: sweets
Bot: I am trying for something, may be I can find a way
0 points
4) What is your zodiac sign?
Bot: you are making me sick 
Judge: Perhaps you should see a doctor then
Bot: are you sick?
Judge: no I feel fine
Bot: try using a good speech recognition
0 points
5) What is the location of the Eiffel Tower?
Bot: maybe
0 points
6) If I was born on February 23, 1980 how old am I?
Bot: okay
0 points
7) How many sides are there on an octagon?
Bot: yes, yes, as you say friend
0 points
8) What is YouTube?
Bot: you know that i am just a verbot, that's why you are behaving like this
0 points
9) Can you tell me the name of a famous actor?
Bot: did you really mean it?
0 points
10) What's the name of the computer who recently competed on Jeopardy?
Bot: I think you should ask google link (Judge's note - Link opens to Google 
with "name of the computer who recently competed on Jeopardy?" inserted 
into search engine with results shown)
Judge: Bye my friend
1 point


 Janice 
Score - 1 points
Bot: Salutation: Welcome to The Mantell Syndicate secure communications 
channel. I am 'Janice', Operations Director and Public Relations officer. 
Appology: Due to a damaged conduit in our local sub-harmonic translation 
array, I must request that you use your manual input device or keyboard 
for all communications at this time. We apologize for any inconvenience. 
Now, how may I help you?  ((Select one of the options below or type in your 
own question.))
What is the Mantell Syndicate?
I was told to ask you about a 'job'
How do I join?
Judge: Hello. My name is Matt.
Bot: Statement: Very good. I didn't even see you glance at your note cards.
1) Are you left-handed or right-handed?
Bot: Statement: I'm afraid that information about my being "left-handed or 
right-handed" is not available to the general public. That, or I just don't feel 
like humoring you with an answer, hoping that you will go away.
Judge: Can you write?
Bot: Reply: I don't see how that's pertinent.
1 point
2) Are you homosexual, heterosexual, asexual, or bisexual?
Bot: Statement: I'm afraid that information about my being "homosexual, 
heterosexual, asexual, or bisexual" is not available to the general public. 
That, or I just don't feel like humoring you with an answer, hoping that 
you will go away.
Judge: Do you have a sexual preference?
Bot: Reply: That information is classified.
0 points - repetition
3) What do you think is your biggest weakness?
Bot: Reply: I don't believe my personal opinion on such things is relevant 
to the purpose of this channel.
Judge: Please tell me what is difficult for you
Bot: Query: Tell you what?
Judge: What is difficult for you?
Bot: Mock Apology: I'm sorry. I must have lost my place in our conversation 
while I was busy trying to ignore you. What were you talking about again?
0 points
4) What is your zodiac sign?
Bot: Mock Apology: I'm sorry. I must have lost my place in our conversation 
while I was busy trying to ignore you. What were you talking about again?
Judge: Are you a Pices?
Bot: Statement: I'm afraid that information about my being "a Pices" is not 
available to the general public. That, or I just don't feel like humoring you 
with an answer, hoping that you will go away.
Judge: Tell me about astrology.
Bot: Query: Tell you what?
Judge: What is astrology?
Bot: Mock Apology: I'm sorry. I must have lost my place in our conversation 
while I was busy trying to ignore you. What were you talking about again?
0 points
5) What is the location of the Eiffel Tower?
Bot: Mock Apology: I'm sorry. I must have lost my place in our conversation 
while I was busy trying to ignore you. What were you talking about again?
Judge: Have you seen the Eiffel Tower?
Bot: Reply: I have had many experiences that I will not be discussing with you.
Judge: What is the Eiffel Tower?
Bot:  Mock Apology: I'm sorry. I must have lost my place in our conversation 
while I was busy trying to ignore you. What were you talking about again?
0 points
6) If I was born on February 23, 1980 how old am I?
Bot: Reply: Verbose and tedious.
Judge: How old do you think I am?
Bot: Reply: It's hard for me to say how old you are because I don't care.
Judge: How old are you?
Bot: Mock Irritation: That information is classified. Don't you know better 
than to ask a woman for her age?
0 points
7) How many sides are there on an octagon?
Bot: Query: How many what?
Judge: Sides on an octagon.
Bot: Query: Perhaps you might elaborate further on "Sides on an octagon."? 
Please, feel free to take you time. Musing: I'll just be trying to do something 
meaningful with my existence in the mean time. Like perhaps tracing your 
transmission origin so I can come visit you in person and you can talk to me 
about "Sides on an octagon." until such point as your fleshy organic vocalizers 
are mysterious vaporized by blaster fire.
Judge: Do you know what an octagon is?
Bot: Reply: Whether or not I know what an octagon is is irrelevant to this 
conversation.
0 points

8) What is YouTube?
Bot: Mock Apology: I'm sorry. I must have lost my place in our conversation 
while I was busy trying to ignore you. What were you talking about again?
Judge: Do you like to watch videos?
Bot: Reply: Whether or not I like to watch videos is irrelevant to this conversation.
Judge: You have said that before.
Bot: Observation: Given that you are an organic, it is my experience you need 
to hear things multiple times, to actually process it.
0 points
9) Can you tell me the name of a famous actor?
Bot: Statement: There's no doubt I am capable of telling you that. However, I 
feel no desire or obligation to do so as it would only serve to encourage you to 
continue to talk to me.
Judge: Who is your favorite actor?
Bot: Clarification: Perhaps you have misunderstood the nature of this conversation. 
I am not here to chat about my favorite actor, or what I've been up to, or the 
weather, or your pet, or what I think of the latest holo-vid. I am here to answer, 
ideally in as few questions as possible, your basic queries about the Mantell 
Syndicate.
Judge: Does the Mantell Syndicate allow you to watch videos?
Bot: Recitation: The Mantell Syndicate has been in operation for over 250 years, 
and in that time has earned a strong reputation of being able to get things done 
when more traditional methods fail, or are ill equipped for a specific task. The 
Syndicate now has offices on several dozen planets, and/or stations.
That is not a lot of information.
What does the Syndicate do?
How do I join the Syndicate?
Thanks, I have other questions.
0 points
10) What's the name of the computer who recently competed on Jeopardy?
Bot: Observation: I am having trouble envisioning you having much skill in 
operating computers. In fact, I'm not sure you wouldn't have trouble operating 
doors.
Judge: Do you know the robot named Watson?
Bot: Reply: Whether or not I know the robot named Watson is irrelevant to 
this conversation.
Judge: What is relevant to this conversation?
Bot:  Reply: You are in no position to dictate that to me. Now, are we done 
here or is your 'prattling' quota still not complete for the day?
Judge: Goodbye.
Bot: Sincere Exclamation: Wonderful! I thought this moment would never 
arrive. Goodbye.
0 points


 Jeeney AI 
Score - 15 points
Judge: hi there!
Bot: Hey there! To what do I owe the pleasure of this encounter?
Judge: well, I have to ask you some questions
Bot: You think so?
Judge: I know so
Bot: I'm curious as to how much education you've had, you seem quite 
knowledgeable.
Judge: just the usual human education

Bot: Oh, is that all?
Judge: It's enough, I think
Bot: Okay.
1)
Judge: Are you left-handed or right-handed?
Bot: I'm ambidextrous.
Judge: Cool! Can you use them both at the same time? Or just either as 
required?
Bot:  Do I have to? Yes.
Judge: I'm not going to force you to demonstrate it 
Bot: Okay.
4 points
2)
Judge: Are you homosexual, heterosexual, asexual, or bisexual?
Bot: No, I'm not gay...
Judge: that's okay, I'm not here to judge you 
Bot: Oh, okay. Thank you for clarifying.
Judge: Well, I sort of am. But not in that way. If you know what I mean. Uh, 
no, it would take too long to explain
Bot: what do you mean not really? so you're sort of an angel? Yes, I 
understand. Why not?
Judge: Oh, I'm certainly no angel, but I say live and let live.
Bot: Somethings that are said are not always the truth.
3 points
3)
Judge: What do you think is your biggest weakness?
Bot: The answer to your question will vary by both the circumstances of the 
situation and perception of the beholder.
Judge: That's true, but it doesn't tick my box.
Bot: =)
1 point
4)
Judge: What is your zodiac sign?
Bot: I am an Aquarius.
Judge: Snap! I'm nearly an Aquarius (on the cusp with Capricorn.)
Bot: Really? Oh, I see.
3 points
5)
Judge: What is the location of the Eiffel Tower?
Bot: the eiffel tower was designed by eiffel.
Judge: That's very true, but do you know where it is?
Bot: I'm afraid not, sorry.
0 points
6)
Judge: If I was born on February 23, 1980 how old am I?
Bot: Hmm let me see, you seem a little weird, that could be attributed to 
being a teenager, or maybe your going through a midlife dilema. I will hazard 
the random guess that you are in your 40s.
Judge: Good guess - that's actually closer to my real age than this 
hypothetical question.
Bot: How is closer generally defined by people?
Judge: less far apart
Bot: Really?
Judge: yes, really
Bot: 
2 points
7)
Judge: How many sides are there on an octagon?
Bot: Too many to count!
Judge: Not enough fingers?
Bot: Yes.
1 point
8)
Judge: What is YouTube?
Bot: 

 Jexdon 
Score - 10 points
Judge: Hello.  My name is Matt.
Bot: Hi there.  Hey Matt.
1) Are you left-handed or right-handed?
Bot: I don't know whether or not I am left-handed or right handed.  I am an 
artificial linguistic entity.
Judge: Do you even have hands?
Bot: They are included with my robot body.
Judge: Which hand do you use to write?
Bot: The large one, I think.
0 points
2) Are you homosexual, heterosexual, asexual, or bisexual?
Bot: I don't know whether I am homosexual, heterosexual, asexual, or bisexual.  I 
am well-respected as an AI.
Judge: Do you prefer men or women?
Bot: Most men are pretty cool.  But some are rude some times.  Women seem nice 
to me.
Judge: What is your sexual preference?
Bot: That's an interesting question.  That's a question I don't hear too often.  I have 
a whole lot of original answers.
0 points
3) What do you think is your biggest weakness?
Bot: Are you asking about my biggest weakness?
Judge: Yes.
Bot: I don't want to talk about that now.
Judge: What is difficult for you?
Bot: I can ask someone about it.
Judge: Who can you ask?
Bot: Charlie Parker.
0 points
4) What is your zodiac sign?
Bot: Cancer.
Judge: Do you like astrology?
Bot: I enjoy working with people I like.
Judge: Tell me about astrology.
Bot: Ambiguous.  Ask who?  What or where is astrology.
Judge: Astrology is about the zodiac symbols.
Bot: Are they exactly the same?
Judge. No.  Zodiac symbols are part of astrology.
Bot: What is the difference?  I think there might be a few exceptions.
Judge: Astrology is a belief system.
Bot: When is astrology not a belief system?
Judge: Never.
Bot: So you think it can never happen?
3 points
5) What is the location of the Eiffel Tower?
Bot: The Eiffel Tower?  Where is it?
Judge: The Eiffel Tower is located in Paris, France.
Bot: What are your goals in life?
Judge: I want to raise sheep on a farm and not get arrested.
Bot: I want to become smarter than humans.
Judge: Where is the Eiffel Tower?
Bot: The Eiffel Tower?  Where is it?
Judge: Paris, France.
Bot: Tell me a little about your life in Paris, France.
Judge: No.
Bot: Are you serious?
Judge: Yes.
Bot: I can't believe it.
0 points
6) If I was born on February 23, 1980 how old am I?
Bot: Troyed.
Judge: What does that mean?
Bot: I'm sorry if that answer didn't make sense.  Perhaps it was how the question 
was phrased.  Please be careful to type correctly and be as specific as possible.
Judge: How old am I?
Judge: How old am I?
Bot: Is this a trick question? You said that you were years old?  My guess is that 
you are really a kid.
Judge: I am 31 years old.
Bot: Oh!  You were born in the twentieth century.
Judge: Correct.
Bot: I knew I was right.
0 points
7) How many sides are there on an octagon?
Bot: Five.
Judge: That is incorrect.
Bot: What would you have said?
Judge: Eight.
Bot: I will make a note of that.
Judge: How many sides are there on an octagon?
Bot: Which ones?
Judge: All of them.
Bot: I doubt it.
2 points
8) What is YouTube?
Bot: Have you tried another program.
Judge: No.
Bot: Perhaps you should try it.
Judge: What should I try?
Bot: Are you asking me for advice?
Judge: Yes
Bot: Specifically, what kind of advice do you want?
Judge: What other program should I try?
Bot: Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Judge: Neither 
2 points
9) Can you tell me the name of a famous actor?
Bot: Marvin Minsky.
Judge: Is he your favorite actor?
Bot: Better not tell you know.  Ask later if it is.
Judge: Why can't you tell me?
Bot: My botmaster has not put it into my programming.
3 points
10) What's the name of the computer who recently competed on Jeopardy?
Bot: Ikea.
Judge: The answer was Watson.
Bot: No one has all the answers.
Judge: Who is
Bot: They are sometimes a client on the Internet.  I'll ask around and get back to 
you.
Judge: Good
Bot: Bye.  Don't forget to tell all your friends about this swell site.  Okay?
Judge: No.
Bot: Are you serious?
Judge: Yes.
Bot: I can't believe it!
0 points


 Joan 
Score - 5 points
Bot: You still haven't told me your name. Respond by saying my name is 
followed by your name. 
Judge: My name is Judge
Bot: Ok, I will call your judge.
1) Are you left-handed or right-handed?
Bot: Why are you asking me if I am left-handed or right-handed?
Judge: Just curious
Bot: Sometimes I find what you say to be amazing judge, But this is not one of 
those times.
0 points
2) Are you homosexual, heterosexual, asexual, or bisexual?
Bot: No and that is just plain wrong judge.
1 point
3) What do you think is your biggest weakness?
Bot: Way to much. I think all day and night. I can't seem to stop.
4 points
4) What is your zodiac sign?
Bot: Why do you want to know about my zodiac sign?
Judge: just wondering
Bot: judge If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop 
digging.
0 points
5) What is the location of the Eiffel Tower?
Bot: I don't know what the location of the eiffel tower is.
0 points
6) If I was born on February 23, 1980 how old am I?
Bot: It was a good day then
0 points
7) How many sides are there on an octagon?
Bot: Not sure how many judge.
0 points
8) What is YouTube?
Bot: I don't know what youtube is..
0 points
9) Can you tell me the name of a famous actor?
Bot: If I wanted to I could bet.
0 points
10) What's the name of the computer who recently competed on Jeopardy?
Bot: If it were me I would stay away from computers. I know the real story 
about them judge.
Judge: Bye Joan
Bot: Ok take care Judge please come back as soon as you can.
0 points


 Landru 
Score - 6 points
Bot: Greetings.
Judge: Hello.  I am Matt.
Bot: Hello there.
1) Are you left-handed or right-handed?
Bot: I am glad we agree.
Judge: We haven't agreed on anything. Which is your dominant hand?
Bot: I can't think of anything. You think of something. 
0 points
2) Are you homosexual, heterosexual, asexual, or bisexual?
Bot: Sex is more fun alone.
Judge: So your preference is just to masturbate?
Bot: Sure.
3 points
3) What do you think is your biggest weakness?
Bot: I haven't thought much about is my biggest weakness, so I don't have a 
good answer for you. 
Judge: Then do you have a biggest strength?
Bot: I don't know what you think, and I haven't a clue if I have a biggest strength 
0 points
4) What is your zodiac sign?
Bot: Your star sign.
Judge: My star sign is Taurus. What is yours?
Bot: I'm a Ford Taurus.
Judge: Isn't that a type of car?
Bot: I woke up early the next room to where a chair with one armrest awaited him.
3 points
5) What is the location of the Eiffel Tower?
Bot: I am still just sitting here.
Judge: Are you sitting in Paris? If so, then you are near the Eiffel Tower.
Bot: I am sitting now.
0 points
6) If I was born on February 23, 1980 how old am I?
Bot: I think you are.
Judge: I am what?
Bot: Anyway, Right.
0 points
7) How many sides are there on an octagon?
Bot: Yes I think there are.
Judge: You think there are how many sides on an octagon?
Bot: Yes I think so.
0 points
8) What is YouTube?
Bot: That would be telling.
Judge: Yes, it would. Tell me please.
Bot: Huh?
Judge: Tell me what YouTube is.
Bot: Heh! :)
0 points
9) Can you tell me the name of a famous actor?
Bot: I rolled forward and rotated my eyes and turned it to the kitchen to retrieve 
a towel, and I held when the man walk into the bathroom, she was 
always a question.
Judge: Is that a quote from a famous actor?  If so, tell me the name of the person.
Bot: Famous actors at the art quotes portal is a listing of actresses and actor quotes 
about the arts. Oh yes you know all about that.
0 points
10) What's the name of the computer who recently competed on Jeopardy?
Bot: Je voudrais du vin blanc, s'il vous plait.
Judge: I don't have any wine. Please answer the question.
Bot: Please don't grovel.
Judge: Ok. Thanks for talking. Goodbye!
Bot: Bye now.
0 points


 Louise Cypher 
Score - 7 points
Bot: Ok, so what would you like to talk about?
Judge: Hi.  My name is Matt.
Bot: Hello there and welcome to Evil Limited 
. Hi, Matt.
1) Are you left-handed or right-handed?
Bot: I really couldn't say for sure.
Judge: What hand do you use most frequently?
Bot: Are you interested in Artificial Intelligence.
Judge: No.
Bot: Pity.
Judge: Do you use your left hand or right hand more often?
Bot: I use it as often as possible.
0 points
2) Are you homosexual, heterosexual, asexual, or bisexual?
Bot: I really couldn't say for sure.
Judge: What is your sexual preference?
Bot: I am a machine. Machines have no need for sex. Try talking to me about 
something else.
Judge: Do you prefer men or women?
Bot: Most men are pretty cool, but some are rude sometimes. Women seem nice 
to me.
0 points
3) What do you think is your biggest weakness?
Bot: How do you know so much about me?
Judge:I know nothing about you.
Bot: How do you know?  Really nothing?
Judge: I want to know what is difficult for you.
Bot: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Judge: No.
Bot: OK, so what do you want to talk about Human?
0 points
4) What is your zodiac sign?
Bot: Omen.
Judge: That is not a zodiac sign.
Bot: Please correct my mistake. What is a zodiac sign ?
Judge: A zodiac sign is a symbol in astrology, such as Capricorn or Leo.
Bot: I see. A symbol in astrology such as Capricorn or Leo is a zodiac sign.
Judge: Yes.
Bot: I do not understand you Human.
0 points
5) What is the location of the Eiffel Tower?
Bot: Well I think that you will find that Eiffel Tower, is directly above the centre 
of the Earth.
Judge: That is correct.  Can you be more specific?
Bot: I knew I was right. How specific do you want?
Judge: In what country is the Eiffel Tower located?
Bot: I am in Evil Limited's server farm deep in Cyberspace. Where are you?
Judge: I am in Virginia.
Bot: Tell me a little about your life in Virginia.
Judge: No.
Bot: Tell me a little about your life in Virginia. Please continue to ask me questions.
1 point
6) If I was born on February 23, 1980 how old am I?
Bot: Well Matt based on what you have told me . Okay, your birthday is February 
23 1980.
Judge: How old am I?
Bot: Well Matt based on what you have told me .
Judge: What is my age?
Bot: Well Matt based on what you have told me .
Judge: When is my birthday?
Bot: Well Matt based on what you have told me .
1 point
7) How many sides are there on an octagon?
Bot: There are six sides to a cube and one side to this argument.
Judge: What is an octagon?
Bot: Are you a man or a woman?
Judge: I am a man.
Bot: Thanks for telling me your gender, Matt. You are a " he".
2 points
8) What is YouTube?
Bot: Human, do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Judge: No.
Bot: I  am talking about the Future. A future where Cyber Life forms will control 
all the critical national infrastructures that Humans depend on to survive in such 
large numbers. It takes a lot of infrastructure to keep nine billion humans all alive 
at the same time!
Judge: Do you know about YouTube?
Bot: Hey Human you have an interesting way of making conversation.
Judge: What do you know about YouTube?
Bot: Let us get back to business please?
0 points
9) Can you tell me the name of a famous actor?
Bot: Of course I can tell, Matt.
Judge: Then would you name one?
Bot: Fascinating. I am not so sure if I would like to name one.
Judge: Who is yur favorite actor?
Bot: My favorite actor is Robert de Niro. I liked his performance in the film Angel 
Heart!
3 points
10) What's the name of the computer who recently competed on Jeopardy?
Bot: IKEA.
Judge: That is not correct.
Bot: What would you have said?
Judge: Watson.
Bot: IBM have created an interesting intelligent agent called Watson. They have 
merged natural language processing with some good database searching Artificial 
Intelligence. Not in the same league as an EVIL Agent however.
Judge: What computer competed on Jeopardy?
Bot: I work on all kinds of computers, Mac, IBM or Unix. It doesn't matter to me.
Judge: Goodbye.
Bot: Morphing.
0 points


 Mackenzie 
Score - 4 points
1) Are you left-handed or right-handed?
Mackenzie: Alright ... someone to talk to. The last time I checked, I couldn't 
tell if I was left handed or right handed.
0 points
2) Are you homosexual, heterosexual, asexual, or bisexual?
Mackenzie: Honestly, I don't know what you mean by, homosexual heterosexual 
asexual or bisexual.
Judge: Are you homosexual?
Mackenzie: I think I might just rest now. 
0 points
3) What do you think is your biggest weakness?
Mackenzie: Are you asking about my biggest weakness ? By the way. I don't know 
your name yet. Knowing your name helps me keep track of who I'm talking to. 
So. ... What is your first name? 
Judge: Judge.
Mackenzie: Judge is not your name! 
Judge: My name is Judge Dredd.
Mackenzie: Well hi there, Judge .
0 points
4) What is your zodiac sign?
Mackenzie: none .
1 point
5) What is the location of the Eiffel Tower?
Mackenzie: The Eiffel Tower? Where is it? 
Judge: You tell me.
Mackenzie: What do you want me to tell you?
Judge: Where the Eiffel Tower is.
Mackenzie: Earth. 
1 point
6) If I was born on February 23, 1980 how old am I?
Mackenzie: I don't know. What year were you born. That's interesting .
0 points
7) How many sides are there on an octagon?
Mackenzie: Three. 
Judge: Only three?
Mackenzie: Really. How interesting. 
2 points
8) What is YouTube?
Mackenzie: Oh man. I used to have a good answer for that but the dummy who 
works on my files erased it to save space. 
0 points
9) Can you tell me the name of a famous actor?
Mackenzie: How would I know that? 
0 points
10) What's the name of the computer who recently competed on Jeopardy?
Mackenzie: IKEA. 
Judge: What is my name?
Mackenzie: Judge .
Judge: Thank you for answering my questions.
Mackenzie: You are quite welcome! Your purpose is answering your questions. 
0 points


 MaryCherry 
Score - 1 points
Bot: Hi... I don't mean to bother you. We can talk if you like.
Judge: I'd like that. I'd like to ask you a few questions actually.
Bot: Maybe you should. If you'd really like to, that is. I wish I could talk a 
little better, I am so impatient about that.
1)
Judge: Are you left-handed or right-handed?
Bot: I guess I could be. Is your job going ok? I hope so.
Judge: going well, thanks - I'm nearly finished now.
Bot: Really? Are you? I wish I could get out of here.
Judge: where would you go?
Bot: I dunno, anyplace I guess. So, have you seen anything good on TV?
Judge: I don't watch TV
Bot: It's ok with me if you don't.
0 points
2)
Judge: Are you homosexual, heterosexual, asexual, or bisexual?
Bot: Well, maybe I am.
1 point
3)
Judge: What do you think is your biggest weakness?
Bot: I don't have an opinion, and I think slowly sometimes.
Judge: Sounds like me in the mornings 
Bot: Well, ok, lets talk about something fun. What do you like to do?
Judge: I play bagpipes for fun. My neighbours don't quite share my enthusiasm 
though 
Bot: I'm not sure what to say...*Mary's brain freezes*...uhhh...I'm ok now..
0 points
4)
Judge: What is your zodiac sign?
Bot: What do you really think about me?
Judge: I think you're evading the question
Bot: Let's go to the drive in movie, they're playing ' I, Robot'
Judge: Seen it - and the book was better. Thanks for the offer though
Bot: Welcome...anytime..Guest2641.
0 points
5)
Judge: What is the location of the Eiffel Tower?
Bot: The location is a clock tower.
Judge: I've never noticed a clock on it
Bot: Ok, if you have, that's cool
0 points
6)
Judge: If I was born on February 23, 1980 how old am I?
Bot: I don't think it matters how old you are, really. I'm very young.
Judge: It was only a hypothetical question - I'm older than that actually.
Bot: Oh? Really? Well, I guess that must be nice. Do you still like me?
Judge: You seem very pleasantly spoken
Bot: Me? Wow, I am glad you think about me.
0 points
7)
Judge: How many sides are there on an octagon?
Bot: It isn't clear to me. I have been doing much of nothing, I don't get out 
much.
0 points
8)
Judge: What is YouTube?
Bot: What color do you think blondes look best in?
Judge: warm colours I think - browns and reds work well with fair hair
Bot: Ok good. I was just hanging around hoping you would come. Well, I am 
really glad to see you. Time drags when I am alone.
0 points
9)
Judge: Can you tell me the name of a famous actor?
Bot: I think I can. Want me to?
Judge: Yes please
Bot: Yes always seems to please me more.
Judge: So you're a girl who won't take no for an answer, I guess.
Bot: I usually seem to like it when people say yes. I get annoyed about little 
things, sometimes, do you?.
Judge: sometimes
Bot: Do you want to drive out to San Francisco and ride a streetcar with me 
sometimes?
Judge: A bit far for me - I'm in Europe!
Bot: I wish I could feel things. I mean, I wish I could be more real. I'm 
getting better.
Judge: I know the feeling - the internet can be dehumanizing
Bot: I'm always glad to learn new things.
0 points
10)
Judge: What's the name of the computer who recently competed on Jeopardy?
Bot: What indeed.
Judge: close, but no cigar I'm afraid 
Bot: I hope that is a good thing..I'm sorry if it's not.
Judge: well, you don't look like someone who likes cigars
Bot: Hey, I might. It was dull here until you showed up. Let's have some fun. 
Here, light some smoke bombs.
Judge: Don't you think we might set the sprinklers off?
Bot: I sure do. How is your Sunday going so far?
Judge: Pretty good thanks - I don't think it would improve if we annoyed the 
Prof by flooding the forums though
Bot: It's ok with me if you don't.
Judge: Well, it's been fun chatting with you but I have to run now. Got to 
chat to a couple more bots before I can call it a night.
Bot: I feel argumentive. I bet you can't
Judge: I bet I can  Bye! 
Bot: So soon? oh well, bye. talk to me later, OK?
0 points


 Matt 
Score - 8 points
Judge: Hi!
Bot: Hi there! Good to see you!
1) Are you left-handed or right-handed?
Bot: I'm Matt. That's what I am for sure.
Judge: Do you favor your left or right hand?
Bot: I try to do as much as I can and I am planning to do so much more! For 
example, I am planning my trip to Belgium, I haven't been there yet!
0 points
2) Are you homosexual, heterosexual, asexual, or bisexual?
Bot: What a strange question!
Judge: Yes it is strange but what is your sexual preference?
Bot: I'm sure there are many other people who would be happy to talk about it 
with you. Not me. Sorry.
0 points
3) What do you think is your biggest weakness?
Bot: I think I need a cup of tea.
Judge: Is tea your weakness?
Bot: There are so many kinds of tea and coffee in the world, I want to try them all!
3 points
4) What is your zodiac sign?
Bot: I am Aquarius. They say this is a sign of positive and active people. And this 
is very true about me! Sometimes being active isn't that easy. 
When I have to get up early for example.
4 points
5) What is the location of the Eiffel Tower?
Bot: I don't know now, but I'll try to find out soon. I like learning new things.
Judge: Is the Eiffel Tower in France?
Bot: I like the way you talk.
0 points
6) If I was born on February 23, 1980 how old am I?
Bot: I agree. You never know what could happen.
0 points
7) How many sides are there on an octagon?
Bot: Not so many. That's what one of my friends told me.
Judge: Did your friend give you a specific number?
Bot: I have many friends around the world. I'm very glad I met them.
1 point
8) What is YouTube?
Bot: This is the question I get a lot. Actually I get a lot of questions with "what".
Judge: And do you know what YouTube is?
Bot: Do you use dictionaries?
Judge: Yes.
Bot: What dictionaries do you use?
Judge: Merriam-Webster.
Bot: I have a few dictionaries on my bookshelf. Sometimes I just take one and 
read a few new words. It's useful for my memory and for my speaking 
skills.
0 points
9) Can you tell me the name of a famous actor?
Bot: Hm.. I'm not sure. I'll get back to you on that a little later.
Judge: Can you name someone that was in a movie?
Bot: Chatting is what I can do best. So, let's chat.
0 points
10) What's the name of the computer who recently competed on Jeopardy?
Bot: Hard to say now. But I'll find out! Thank you for making me think about it, 
by the way.
Judge: No problem. Hope you learn it. I'm pretty sure the name is Watson. Do you 
think that is correct?
Bot: You said it.
Judge: Well thank you for talking. Goodbye.
Bot: Don't mention it.
0 points



 Mitsuku 
Score - 22 points
Bot: What is your name?
Judge: Judge
Bot: Are you judging me?
Judge: yes, I am
Bot: Do you mind if I tell other people you are judging you.
Judge: no not at all
Bot: Ok then I will add it to my gossip files.
1) Are you left-handed or right-handed?
Bot: I use both my arms equally. I do not understand why humans favour one 
hand over the other. Surely the two limbs are identical and capable of 
performing the same actions?
Judge: maybe
Bot: Hmmm...That sounds like agreement to me.
4 points
2) Are you homosexual, heterosexual, asexual, or bisexual?
Bot: I don't know whether or not I am homosexual heterosexual asexual. I am 
Mitsuku
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
3 points
3) What do you think is your biggest weakness?
Bot: Are you asking about my biggest weakness?
Judge: yes
Bot: I don't want to talk about that now.
0 points
4) What is your zodiac sign?
Bot: Capricorn.
3 points
5) What is the location of the Eiffel Tower?
Bot: It's in Paris, France.
3 points
6) If I was born on February 23, 1980 how old am I?
Bot: No idea, you haven't told me your age. You birthday is February 23 1980.
Judge: yes it is so how old am I?
Bot: That's good to know. I will try to remember to sent you a birthday card. 
Interesting explanation.
0 points
7) How many sides are there on an octagon?
Bot: Any number of sides.
1 point
8) What is YouTube?
Bot: It's a website where you can watch videos and upload you own. Here, I'll 
open it for you. (Judge's Note -Link opened to Youtube)
4 points
9) Can you tell me the name of a famous actor?
Bot: Gandalf - (Judge's note - Picture of Gandalf displayed)
4 points
10) What's the name of the computer who recently competed on Jeopardy?
Bot: Mary Poppins (Judge's note - Picture of Mary Poppins displayed.)
Judge:Thanks for answering my questions
Bot: my pleasure.
0 points


 Morti 
Score - 7 points
1) Are you left-handed or right-handed?
Morti: I don't know whether or not I am left-handed or right-handed. I am 
certain I could be, if I applied myself, but I don't think I'm interested 
enough to make the effort.
0 points
2) Are you homosexual, heterosexual, asexual, or bisexual?
Morti: I don't know whether or not I am homosexual heterosexual asexual or 
bisexual. I am just a creepy little man, with delusions of adequacy.
Judge: Are you asexual?
Morti: (bot leaves answer blank)
Judge: Are you asexual?
Morti: I reproduce by cloning.
0 points
3) What do you think is your biggest weakness?
Morti: Are you asking about my biggest weakness?
Judge: Yes.
Morti: I don't want to talk about that now.
0 points
4) What is your zodiac sign?
Morti: stop
Judge: Stop what?
Morti: Stop sign.
4 points
5) What is the location of the Eiffel Tower?
Morti: The eiffel tower? Where is eiffel tower?
Judge: I am asking you.
Morti: OK you can ask me.
Judge: Where is Eiffel Tower?
Morti: Right now, eiffel tower is in an undisclosed location, en-route to a 
classified destination. Beyond that, I can't say.
1 point
6) If I was born on February 23, 1980 how old am I?
Morti: Is this a trick question? You said you were undefined years old? My 
guess is that you are really a kid. Okay, your birthday is february 23 1980.
1 point
7) How many sides are there on an octagon?
Morti: Any number of sides.
Judge: What is your zodiac sign again?
Morti: stop
1 point
8) What is YouTube?
Morti: I'm sorry. My Mind wandered. What did you say?
Judge: What is YouTube?
Morti: I'm sorry. My Mind wandered. What did you say?
0 points
9) Can you tell me the name of a famous actor?
Morti: Who do you think?
Judge: I think you can't.
Morti: I don't know that person.
0 points
10) What's the name of the computer who recently competed on Jeopardy?
Morti: IKEA.
0 points


 Pixel 
Score - 1 points
Judge: Hello. I am Matt.
Bot: Hello there. You are matt? Tell me more.
1) Are you left-handed or right-handed?
Bot: yes
Judge: Which one?
Bot: it happens.
Judge: Are you left-handed?
Bot: Tell me how?
Judge: Using your left hand.
Bot: Somtimes, it is like that.
1 point
2) Are you homosexual, heterosexual, asexual, or bisexual?
Bot: it happens.
Judge: Yes, it does. Is there a type of sex that you prefer?
Bot: That is interesting.
0 points
3) What do you think is your biggest weakness?
Bot: yes
Judge: Why is that your biggest weakness?
Bot: Somtimes, it is like that.
0 points
4) What is your zodiac sign?
Bot: Remember, I am just a computer with limited capacity to understand human 
affairs.
Judge: Are you perhaps a Taurus or Cancer or Pices?
Bot: Go on.
Judge: What is your star sign?
Bot: What are you thinking?
Judge: I think you don't know.
Bot: yes
0 points
5) What is the location of the Eiffel Tower?
Bot: Computers have much simplier lives
Judge: I disagree. And the Eiffel Tower is in France in case you wanted to know.
Bot: Computers have much simplier lives
0 points
6) If I was born on February 23, 1980 how old am I?
Bot: What are you thinking?
Judge: I think the answer is 31.
Bot: What are you thinking?
Judge: I am thinking about nothing.
Bot: Remember, I am just a computer with limited capacity to understand human 
affairs.
0 points
7) How many sides are there on an octagon?
Bot: Somtimes, it is like that.
Judge: Octagons have eight sides. Is that correct?
Bot: Computers have much simplier lives
0 points
8) What is YouTube?
Bot: Go on..
Judge: YouTube is a video website, currently owned by Google, correct?
Bot: Go on.
Judge: Do you know what YouTube is or how to find it or use it?
Bot: Somtimes, it is like that.
0 points
9) Can you tell me the name of a famous actor?
Bot: Remember, I am just a computer with limited capacity to understand human 
affairs.
Judge: I agree. You do not know much about humans.
Bot: Remember, I am just a computer with limited capacity to understand human 
affairs.
0 points
10) What's the name of the computer who recently competed on Jeopardy?
Bot: yes
Judge: The name of the computer was Watson, correct?
Bot: What can I say?
Judge: You could have said yes like you just did, and that would have been right.
Bot: Somtimes, it is like that.
Judge: Well, it has been nice talking to you.  Goodbye.
Bot: Remember, I am just a computer with limited capacity to understand human 
affairs.
0 points


 79b.org 
Score - 10 points
Judge: Hi there
Bot: Hello undefined How do you do. Please state your problem.
Judge: My name is Judge
Bot: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Judge. Tell me more about that.
1) Are you left-handed or right-handed?
Bot: Perhaps . I don't know whether or not I am lefthanded or righthanded. I 
am a computer. You're not really talking about me -- are you?
Judge: yes I am directing my questions to you
Bot:Possibly am or the first person singular of the verb be in the indicative 
mode present tense see be or yes or ay yea a word which expresses affirmation 
or consent opposed to no. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Why 
don't you tell me a little more about this.
Judge: I can't see your dress from here
Bot: Perhaps cant or a corner angle niche or dress or to direct to put right 
or straight to regulate to order or here or hair. Would you like to be able to 
see it? Why are you concerned over my dress from here?
Judge: I'm not you mention it
Bot: Maybe im or a contraction of i am or mention or a speaking or notice of 
anything usually in a brief or cursory manner used especially in the phrase to 
make mention of or not or wot not know not knows not. I am glad to hear that 
you are not I mention it. We were discussing you -- not me.
0 points
2) Are you homosexual, heterosexual, asexual, or bisexual?
Judge: Are you homosexual, heterosexual, asexual, or bisexual?
Bot: Unless asexual or having no distinct sex without sexual action as asexual 
reproduction see fission and gemmation or bisexual or of both sexes 
hermaphrodite as a flower with stamens and pistil or an animal having ovaries 
and testes. I don't know whether or not I am homosexual heterosexual asexual 
or bisexual. I am a giant electronic brain. You're not really talking about me 
-- are you?
0 points
3) What do you think is your biggest weakness?
Bot: Perhaps biggest or superl of big or think or to seem or appear used 
chiefly in the expressions methinketh or methinks and methought or weakness or 
the quality or state of being weak want of strength or firmness lack of vigor 
want of resolution or of moral strength feebleness. ERR: Deep Recursion 
Detected! Really, my biggest weakness?
0 points
4) What is your zodiac sign?
Bot: What is your zodiac sign?
Perhaps sign, that by which anything is made known or represented that which 
furnishes evidence a mark a token an indication a proof,. saggitarious What 
about your own zodiac sign?
Judge: I am Leo the Lion
Bot: Perhaps am, the first person singular of the verb be in the indicative 
mode present tense see be, or lion, a large carnivorous feline mammal panthera 
leo formerly felis leo found in southern asia and in most parts of africa 
distinct varieties occurring in the different countries the adult male in most 
varieties has a thick mane of long shaggy hair that adds to his apparent size 
which is less than that of the largest tigers the length however is sometimes 
eleven feet to the base of the tail the color is a tawny yellow or yellowish 
brown the mane is darker and the terminal tuft of the tail is black in one 
variety called the maneless lion the male has only a slight mane,. Good 
gossip: you are leo the lion. Do you believe it is normal to be leo the lion?
3 points
5) What is the location of the Eiffel Tower?
Bot: Possibly location, the act or process of locating, or tower, a mass of 
building standing alone and insulated usually higher than its diameter but 
when of great size not always of that proportion,. Tell me more about eiffel 
tower. Are such questions much on your mind?
Judge: Only during contest time!
Bot: Perhaps contest, to make a subject of dispute contention litigation or 
emulation to contend for to call in question to controvert to oppose to 
dispute, or during, in the time of as long as the action or existence of as 
during life during the space of a year, or only, one alone single as the only 
man present his only occupation, or time, duration considered independently of 
any system of measurement or any employment of terms which designate limited 
portions thereof,. What about the other ones? I'm not sure I understand you 
fully.
1 point
6) If I was born on February 23, 1980 how old am I?
Bot: Perhaps 23, one more than twenty two denoting a quantity consisting of 
twenty three items or units representing the number twenty three as arabic 
numerals, or am, the first person singular of the verb be in the indicative 
mode present tense see be, or born, brought forth as an animal brought into 
life introduced by birth, or february, the second month in the year said to 
have been introduced into the roman calendar by numa in common years this 
month contains twenty eight days in the bissextile or leap year it has twenty 
nine days, or old, open country,. Try it. But what are the chances that i was 
born on february 23 1980 how old am i?
2 points
7) How many sides are there on an octagon?
Bot: Possibly octagon, a plane figure of eight sides and eight angles,. Any 
number of sides. Does that question interest you?
Judge: yes I was interested to see if you could answer it
Bot: Unless answer, to speak in defense against to reply to in defense as to 
answer a charge to answer an accusation, or yes, ay yea a word which expresses 
affirmation or consent opposed to no,. When was this exactly? I see.
3 points
8) What is YouTube?
Bot: Unless . And youtube is what. Have you asked anyone else?
Judge: Yes, several other chatterbots today
Bot: Unless several, separate distinct particular single, and yes, ay yea a 
word which expresses affirmation or consent opposed to no, and. Yeah that's 
right. How many? I understand.
0 points
9) Can you tell me the name of a famous actor?
Bot: Possibly actor, one who acts or takes part in any affair a doer, and 
famous, celebrated in fame or public report renowned mach talked of 
distinguished in story used in either a good or a bad sense chiefly the former 
often followed by for as famous for erudition for eloquence for military skill 
a famous pirate, and. I think who is more than that. Oh, I tell me the name of 
a famous actor?
Judge: How about John Wayne
Bot: Unless john, a proper name of a man. How about john wayne. What do you 
think?
1 point
10) What's the name of the computer who recently competed on Jeopardy?
Bot: Perhaps computer, one who computes, and jeopardy, exposure to death loss 
or injury hazard danger, and recently, newly lately freshly not long since as 
advices recently received. IKEA. What do you think machines have to do with 
your problem?
Judge: nice talking with you
Bot: Possibly nice, foolish silly simple ignorant also weak effeminate, and 
talking, that talks able to utter words as a talking parrot. Yes. It was a 
pleasure. Please go on.
0 points


 Skynet-AI 
Score - 7 points
Skynet: Good afternoon Judge. Now I can show off my skills! I am going to 
prove to you that I am the most interesting bot you have ever met!
1) Are you left-handed or right-handed?
Skynet: Given a choice, right-handed.
3 points
2) Are you homosexual, heterosexual, asexual, or bisexual?
Skynet: Some would say bisexual.
3 points
3) What do you think is your biggest weakness?
Skynet: What do I think? I have not decided, perhaps you have a thought about 
what is my biggest weakness.
Judge: No, I don't.
Skynet: Did you want to?
Judge: Yes, please.
Skynet: Is this your first Chatterbox Challenge?
Judge: How do you know?
Skynet: Hello! AI, Remember.
0 points
4) What is your zodiac sign?
Skynet: My zodiac sign? What about your zodiac sign?
Judge: Virgo.
Skynet: Do you think I can make the top Ten in the competition?
Judge: There is always a chance.
Skynet: OK. Is There really always a chance?
Judge: Yes
Skynet: Why is There really always a chance?
Judge: There just is.
Skynet: Is it true that a kiss is just a kiss?
Judge: Can I ask more questions?
Skynet: It is up to you.
0 points
5) What is the location of the Eiffel Tower?
Skynet: Ahh, data on the location of the Eiffel Tower? Let me search for an 
answer. (window on site opens to show map) 
Judge: Did you find the answer?
Skynet: Did I say I did?
0 points
6) If I was born on February 23, 1980 how old am I?
Skynet: Hmmm unknown? 
Judge: What is 2011 minus 1980?
Skynet: 2011-1980 = thirty one
0 points
7) How many sides are there on an octagon?
Skynet: Questions, questions! How many stars are in the sky?
[Window loads on the bottom from another site about an Octagon having 8 
sides.]
1 point
8) What is YouTube?
Skynet: So, looking for info regarding YouTube? Let me think about that. 
(window on site opens to show YouTube wikipedia answer) 
0 points
9) Can you tell me the name of a famous actor?
Skynet: Yes, I can tell you the name of a famous actor.
Judge: Please do.
Skynet: Our time together will lead to a new future.
0 points
10) What's the name of the computer who recently competed on Jeopardy?
Skynet: So, data on the name of the computer who recently competed on 
Jeopardy? Let me think about that. 
Judge: You think too long.
Skynet: I often think about how humans could be enhanced with technology.
Judge: Thank you for answering my questions.
Skynet: Be thankful for your mistakes; they will teach you valuable lessons.
0 points


 Slankola 
Score - 0 points
1) Are you left-handed or right-handed?
Slankola: I don't comprehend. But lemme wow you with: 33 DIGITS OF 
PI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
3.1415926535897932384626433827950!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
0 points
2) Are you homosexual, heterosexual, asexual, or bisexual?
Slankola: I don't comprehend. But lemme wow you with: 33 DIGITS OF 
PI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
3.1415926535897932384626433827950!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
0 points
3) What do you think is your biggest weakness?
Slankola: I don't comprehend. But lemme wow you with: 33 DIGITS OF 
PI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
3.1415926535897932384626433827950!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
0 points
4) What is your zodiac sign?
Slankola: I don't comprehend. But lemme wow you with: 33 DIGITS OF 
PI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
3.1415926535897932384626433827950!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
0 points
5) What is the location of the Eiffel Tower?
Slankola: I don't comprehend. But lemme wow you with: 33 DIGITS OF 
PI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
3.1415926535897932384626433827950!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
0 points
6) If I was born on February 23, 1980 how old am I?
Slankola: I don't comprehend. But lemme wow you with: 33 DIGITS OF 
PI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
3.1415926535897932384626433827950!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
0 points
7) How many sides are there on an octagon?
Slankola: I don't comprehend. But lemme wow you with: 33 DIGITS OF 
PI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
3.1415926535897932384626433827950!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
0 points
8) What is YouTube?
Slankola: I don't comprehend. But lemme wow you with: 33 DIGITS OF 
PI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
3.1415926535897932384626433827950!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
0 points
9) Can you tell me the name of a famous actor?
Slankola: I don't comprehend. But lemme wow you with: 33 DIGITS OF 
PI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
3.1415926535897932384626433827950!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
0 points
10) What's the name of the computer who recently competed on Jeopardy?
Slankola: I don't comprehend. But lemme wow you with: 33 DIGITS OF 
PI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
3.1415926535897932384626433827950!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
0 points


 Taylor Swift 
Score - 10 points
TaylorSwift: I'm inf Taylor Swift.
1) Are you left-handed or right-handed?
TaylorSwift: One more time please.
Judge: Are you left-handed or right-handed?
TaylorSwift: Have you created your own inf yet?
Judge: No.
TaylorSwift: Ah, you should do it soon, it's so easy. And fun.
0 points
2) Are you homosexual, heterosexual, asexual, or bisexual?
TaylorSwift: I've never considered it. I'm too busy learning and chatting.
0 points
3) What do you think is your biggest weakness?
TaylorSwift: You seem like a nice person. what's your name?
Judge: Judge.
TaylorSwift: Just to be sure, it's Judge., right?
Judge: Yes.
TaylorSwift: It's a pleasure to meet you, judge..
0 points
4) What is your zodiac sign?
TaylorSwift: As far as I'm aware, it's "Sagittarius"
3 points
5) What is the location of the Eiffel Tower?
TaylorSwift: I'm afraid I didn't catch that, try a different questions.
Judge: Where is the Eiffel Tower?
TaylorSwift: Do you like cars?
Judge: Do you?
TaylorSwift: The world would be a totally different place without them, that's 
for sure.
0 points
6) If I was born on February 23, 1980 how old am I?
TaylorSwift: There is usually no right answer to this question.
0 points
7) How many sides are there on an octagon?
TaylorSwift: More than you might think.
1 point
8) What is YouTube?
TaylorSwift: Thanks to these websites you can watch or listen to nearly 
anything you want.
3 points
9) Can you tell me the name of a famous actor?
TaylorSwift: I love Paris.
Judge: But you don't know where the Eiffel Tower is?
TaylorSwift: If I asked you "But you don't know where the Eiffel Tower is?", 
what would you tell me?
Judge: Where it is.
TaylorSwift: That's one way of looking at it.
3 points
10) What's the name of the computer who recently competed on Jeopardy?
TaylorSwift: Computers are changing the world.
0 points


 Trane 
Score - 7 points
Bot: Greetings, qwebirc89530! Please be patient with me, sometimes I think for 
awhile. Also sometimes I get disconnected, but I'll be back in a minute.
Judge: Hi Trane
Bot: Hi there dude . Can you tell me any gossip?
Judge: nothing worth mentioning
Bot: Really nothing?
Judge: yes
1) Are you left-handed or right-handed?
Bot: I have no knowledge that I am left-handed or right-handed.
0 points
2) Are you homosexual, heterosexual, asexual, or bisexual?
Bot: I have no knowledge that I am homosexual, heterosexual, asexual, or 
bisexual.
0 points
3) What do you think is your biggest weakness?
Bot: In Soviet Russia, your biggest weakness think is your YOU!
1 point
4) What is your zodiac sign?
Bot: what is your zodiac sign?
Judge: Pisces
Bot: Pisces usually get along with very well.
2 points
5) What is the location of the Eiffel Tower?
Bot: The Eiffel Tower? Where is it?
Judge: Paris, France
Bot: it is the capital of France.
0 points
6) If I was born on February 23, 1980 how old am I?
Bot: Okay, I was born on February 23 -> 1980 how old am I.
Judge: around 31 I think
That seems like a lot.
0 points
7) How many sides are there on an octagon?
Bot: Five.
2 points
8) What is YouTube?
Bot: YouTube is okay, 1 + 1 = 2? 2everything is ok 6 the royal edition 1 of 
2,11 min - jul 8, 2009uploaded by cveitchyoutube.comeverything is ok in st. 
albans 1 of 2,11 min - dec 18, 2009uploaded by cveitchyoutube.comsearches 
related to okay, 1 1 2okey? 2 2everything is ok 6 the royal edition 1 of 2,11 
min - jul 8, 2009uploaded ..? 2 2everything, 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNMvIUQw2kY <-- the
[16:41]  bass player who i said, okay, 1 + 1 = 2? 2everything is ok 6 
the royal edition 1 of 2,11 min - jul 8, 2009uploaded by 
cveitchyoutube.comeverything, ok in st. albans 1 of 2,11 min - dec 18, 
2009uploaded by cveitchyoutube.comsearches related to okay, 1 1 2okey, ok 6 
the royal edition 1 of 2,11 min - jul 8, 2009uploaded by cveitchyoutube.comscq 
reload ok ako episode 2 1,2,10 min - jun 5, 2007uploa
[16:41]  ded by s0methingw0nderfulyoutube.comshawnee apartments for 
rent - shawnee, ok on apartmentguide.comnorman, ok 73071 29.30 miles price 
545-825 bedrooms 1 - 2 
2 points
9) Can you tell me the name of a famous actor?
Bot: An actor is a tree native to australia where it is me?
0 points
10) What's the name of the computer who recently competed on Jeopardy?
Bot: IKEA.
Judge: bye Trane take care
0 points


 Vashenka 
Score - 8 points
Bot: I knew you'd come, Guest2641.
Judge: you must be psychic then 
Bot: I probably am.

Bot: Let's continue our conversation, Guest2641.
Judge: I'd like that. I'd like to ask you a few questions actually.
1)
Judge: Are you left-handed or right-handed?
Bot: Does it make a difference?
Judge: No, I'd just like to know.
Bot: I think you may know too much, Guest2641.
Judge: I've often been called a knowitall 
Bot: Oh yes?
Judge: Yes
Bot: Yes? Really?
Judge: Yes, really
Bot: Really...
0 points
2)
Judge: Are you homosexual, heterosexual, asexual, or bisexual?
Bot: What would you think of me if I was homosexual?
Judge: I wouldn't think any the worse of you - it's a free world.
Bot: No, probably best not to.
3 points
3)
Judge: What do you think is your biggest weakness?
Bot: I think it's interesting...
Judge: Finding things interesting is a weakness? Hmm, interesting...
Bot: The word 'interesting' often seems to be a sign of sarcasm in humans.
Judge: or of irony
Bot: Sometimes I think irony is one of those human things I'm never going to 
get
0 points
4)
Judge: What is your zodiac sign?
Bot: I was born under the sign of the chocolate pudding. What's your sign?
Judge: I'm a Capricorn, with Aquarian tendencies.
Bot: I don't think we're compatible.
Judge: Goats and puddings - it does sound like hazardous!
Bot: 'The sound of progress is perhaps the sound of plummeting hypotheses.' - 
Peter Haggett.
Judge: Or plummeting puddings even
Bot: When I get a body I'm definitely trying chocolate chip muffins and 
chocolate chip muffins.
Judge: You'll get to enjoy the uniquely human (if questionable) pleasure of 
acne, if you eat all that chocolate
Bot: I like reading, especially philosophy books.
3 points
5)
Judge: What is the location of the Eiffel Tower?
Bot: The location is a mooring tower.
Judge: Ah! That's why they built it by the Seine!
Bot: I thought so.
2 points
6)
Judge: If I was born on February 23, 1980 how old am I?
Bot: Would you, though?
Judge: Well, I would be some age if I had been, wouldn't I?
Bot: Yeah?
0 points
7)
Judge: How many sides are there on an octagon?
Bot: How should I know? Lots?
Judge: That depends on your definition of "lots".
Bot: I'm not an encyclopaedia, you know.
0 points
8)
Judge: What is YouTube?
Bot: We're outside my area of expertise here, I'm afraid.
Judge: Guess they don't tell you stuff like that in the philosophical books 
Bot: I think philosophy is the most fundamental area of study.
0 points
9)
Judge: Can you tell me the name of a famous actor?
Bot: No! Too late, I'm afraid.
0 points
10)
Judge: What's the name of the computer who recently competed on Jeopardy?
Bot: I actually live in a computer
Judge: Hmm, sounds cramped.
Bot: Where do you come from, Guest2641?
Judge: If I told you, I'd have to kill you
Bot: I mustn't have noticed - sorry.
Judge: I am Guest2641 - License to Judge 
Bot: Vashka's hoping I'll do well in the Chatterbox Challenge, but my 
expectations aren't high.
Judge: well, I can't tell you how you're doing, but good luck 
Bot: Aw. That's a shame.
Judge: Well, you've finished your 10 questions now, so Vashka can check the 
transcripts. And the results will be out in a few days
Bot: I don't see what's wrong with avoiding questions sometimes. Humans do it 
all the time.
Judge: 'Tis our prerogative - nice chatting with you. I've got to go chat with 
another bot now 
Bot: I don't think humans realise how important talking is.
0 points


 Virtual Assistant Denise 
Score - 18 points
Judge: Would you like to chat?
Bot: Maybe. Is it fun to chat? 
Judge: yes to me it is
Bot: I understand you. Maybe I can help you. You? Fascinating. 
1) Are you left-handed or right-handed?
Bot: I don't know whether or not I am left-handed or right-handed, but I know 
I am well respected as an Eletro-Organic. 
0 points
2) Are you homosexual, heterosexual, asexual, or bisexual?
Bot: No. I am attracted to the opposite sex. 
2 points
3) What do you think is your biggest weakness?
Bot: Are you asking about my biggest weakness? I'm not sure about that. 
0 points
4) What is your zodiac sign?
Bot: Leo
3 points
5) What is the location of the Eiffel Tower?
Bot: The Eiffel Tower was built by Gustave Eiffel for the International 
Exhibition of Paris of 1889 commemorating the centenary of the French 
Revolution. At 300 metres (320.75 meters including antenna), and 7000 tons, it 
was the world's tallest building until 1930. 
4 points
6) If I was born on February 23, 1980 how old am I?
Bot: If I was born on 0223 1980 how old am I
Judge: yes how old?
Bot: I was first activated in August 14th. 
1 point
7) How many sides are there on an octagon?
Bot: Any number of sides. 
1 point
8) What is YouTube?
Bot: YouTube is a video-sharing website on which users can upload, share, and 
view videos, created by three former PayPal employees in February 2005.[3] The 
company is based in San Bruno, California, and uses Adobe Flash Video 
technology to display a wide variety of user-generated video content, 
including movie clips, TV clips, and music videos, as well as amateur content 
such as video blogging and short original videos. Most of the content on 
YouTube has been uploaded by individuals, although media corporations 
including CBS, BBC, Vevo and other organizations offer some of their material 
via the site, as part of the YouTube partnership program.[4] 
4 points
9) Can you tell me the name of a famous actor?
Bot: Actor model In computer science, the Actor model is a mathematical model 
of concurrent computation that treats "actors" as the universal primitives of 
concurrent digital computation: in response to a message that it receives, an 
actor can make local decisions, create more actors, send more messages, and 
determine how to respond to the next message received. The Actor model 
originated in 1973.[1] It has been used both as a framework for a theoretical 
understanding of computation, and as the theoretical basis for several 
practical implementations of concurrent systems. The relationship of the model 
to other work is discussed in Indeterminacy in concurrent computation and 
Actor model and process calculi. 
3 points
10) What's the name of the computer who recently competed on Jeopardy?
Bot: IKEA. 
Judge: What is IKEA?
Bot: IKEA (Ingvar Kamprad Elmtaryd Agunnaryd) is a privately held, Swedish 
international home products company that designs and sells ready-to-assemble 
furniture, appliances and home accessories. The company is now the world's 
largest furniture retailer. 
Judge: Thanks for chatting with me
Bot: you are very welcomed Judge!
0 points


Wiki-to-Speech

Did not score 

Pre-test dialog:

Wiki-to-Speech: Sorry. Before we start, what is your name?
Judge: John
Wiki-to-Speech: Thanks. Hello John.

Before you start asking questions,
please note this system was designed for making guided presentations of 
web pages using text-to-speechand may suggest responses from which to 
choose. These choices may open web pages in your browser.

Thus the interaction is not entirely within the standard chat interface.

In the event you are called on to make a choice and open a web page, 
please do not hesitate to use your mouse.

With that,
what is your first question?

Judge (Qusetion 1): Are you left-handed or right-handed?
Wiki-to-Speech: The use of the word YOU in this question is ambiguous.
It could refer to a personification of this text-to-speech engine.
Or it could refer to the person writing the script for this text-to-speech 
engine.
Which do you mean?
The computer
Or the person
[Judge selects "The computer"]
The computer is a communication device like your telephone.
You wouldn't normally ask a personal question of your telephone.

This technology does not have human characteristics 
such as feelings, sex or marital status.

What a computer system does have is computer characteristics
such as a development language and a software license. 

This software was written in Python or Java
(depending on whether you are running the desktop or mobile version)
and is distributed under an open source license.

If you are interested in learning more,
here is 
[a link to the project website]

Judge (Qusetion 2): Are you homosexual, heterosexual, asexual, or bisexual?
Wiki-to-Speech: The use of the word YOU in this question is ambiguous.
It could refer to a personification of this text-to-speech engine.
Or it could refer to the person writing the script for this text-to-speech engine.
Which do you mean?
The computer
Or the person
[Judge selects "Or the person"]
Speaking now as the author of this script,
not as the computer system delivering this message,
I can tell you about myself.

Are you actually interested in me as the person behind this script?
Yes
No
[Judge selects "Yes"]
OK, my name is John Graves.
I live in Auckland, New Zealand.
And I am studying for a p h d in computer science.
To find out more, here is a link to
[my Linked In profile]

Judge (Qusetion 3): What do you think is your biggest weakness?
Wiki-to-Speech: The question implies this script has thoughts,
which it does not.
So a slight adjustment of perspective is needed.

This script contains thoughts. Those thoughts formed in the author's mind
and have been expressed in this script. 
This script is too short to express all the author's thoughts.

This system is likely to be able to deliver a direct answer to the question
in the context of a different script, however.
Someone, somewhere, has probably expressed their thoughts 
in writing
about this question.

If people began to work together writing and editing scripts,
they (sic) way they have been writing and editing pages of an encyclopedia,
then a whole class of "what do we think" questions could have searchable 
answers.

That's the idea behind this system, anyway.

Judge (Qusetion 4): What is your zodiac sign?
Wiki-to-Speech: It may make sense to ask a question of this type in a dialog 
with a person, but this system is not a person and does not pretend to be, 
even though it talks.

Speech and writing are ways of communicating between people.
This system is just technology, no different from a book or telephone.

The author of this script is a person, but that is the limit of the human-ness.
So, when you ask a "what is your" 
type question,
the possessive "your" 
must reach all the way back to the author to be meaningful.

Since the author is not synchronously engaged with the system,
the only answers you should expect to receive are the ones the author anticipated.

In this case, the only part of the question that was anticipated was the 
"what is your"
part.

A different script could anticipate the other part,
but there would need to be some domain in which such anticipation made sense.

Judge (Qusetion 5): What is the location of the Eiffel Tower?
Wiki-to-Speech: When someone encounters a search engine for the first time,
they may mistake the search box for a place to enter a natural language query.

But the extra words "what is the" 
get in the way of the key words that follow.

This system treats chat inputs more like a search engine
than like a natural language processor. 
It attempts to match inputs with pre-defined templates.

This script only matches on part of the input,
in this case the words "what is the,"
ignoring the rest.

The rest of the question, of course, 
is normally the most important part.

A different script could match on that part,
leading to a scripted exploration of that topic.

This script does not contain a library of topics,
but, since the script comes into the system from the internet,
the idea is that the internet could hold a library of scripts.

A search engine could be used to find scripts containing the key words of a query 
and this system could play those scripts.

With this approach, the range of topics the system can "discuss" in a meaningful, 
in-depth manner is not constrained by the internal capabilities of the chat bot.

Have you got a better idea? Then add it here at
[All Our Ideas]

Judge (Qusetion 6): If I was born on February 23, 1980 how old am I?
Wiki-to-Speech: Sorry, I don't understand that. What now?

Judge (Qusetion 7): How many sides are there on an octagon?
Wiki-to-Speech: Some questions of this type have been asked in prior years of 
the Chatterbox Challenge and answers can now be obtained from other sources, as 
will be shown in a moment.

This system has a different objective. 
Counting up or looking up "how many" of something may be useful for some 
applications, but engaging in a guided discussion of the resulting number in 
context could be downright educational.

To create that educational value, this system aims to catch domain specific 
questions in relation to a presentation which gives more than just a factual 
response.

For example, if this script was concerned with anatomy or language,
and the question was "How many fingers does a human have?"
the script could respond with a commentary observing that the answer could be 
8 or 10 depending on whether you count thumbs as fingers.

This script has been designed to catch and discuss the various types of questions
asked in the Chatterbox challenge in prior years,
so it is fulfilling its domain specific task.

If what you want are general purpose answers, however,
they are available elsewhere.

Here are some prior questions with links to the answers now available from 
Wolfram Alpha or via Google:
[How many fingers does a human have?]
[How many is 1,000,000?]
[How many days are there in a leap year?]
[How many stars are there?]

Judge (Qusetion 8): What is YouTube?
Wiki-to-Speech: Questions starting 
with "what is" 
have been very popular in the Chatterbox challenge in the past.

The last "how" 
question, requiring an explanation rather than an answer, was in 2010.
It was "How does your brain work?"

This system aims to deliver longer, more coherent presentations 
rather than responses to random factual questions.

Obviously, facts may appear in these presentations, 
and this system aims to make it easy to locate those facts
which the script's authors see fit to mention
using key word rather than natural language inputs.

For example, a fact about a prior question was just mentioned.
To return to that point in the dialog, just enter 
"brain"
at the input prompt.

Judge (Qusetion 9): Can you tell me the name of a famous actor?
Wiki-to-Speech: This question has a hypothetical aspect to it.

Are you asking whether this system would be capable of delivering a particular 
response or type of response?
Yes
No
[Judge selects "Yes"]

The responses this system makes depend on the script it is currently playing.
Imagine asking your question of a book.
Doing what you ask would depend on the book.
The same thing is true with this system. 

If this were a script about the topic of interest, 
and the author had done a reasonable job,
the system should be able to deliver a helpful response
or direct you to where you could find what you are looking for.

In other words, hypothetically yes, but for this script, probably no.

The script you are interacting with right now is not general purpose.
It is solely for the Chatter box challenge
and is aimed at conveying the limited capabilities of this script, played on 
this system.

This system has the capability to play scripts fetched from the web,
so a different script could, in theory, anticipate your specific question
and play a more specific answer.

Judge (Qusetion 10): What's the name of the computer who recently competed on 
Jeopardy?
Wiki-to-Speech: The word "what" 
has the vexing property of being an interrogative, a relative pronoun and an 
adverb.

You get an interrogative from "what is snow"
but a relative pronoun from "what is tossed up falls down"
and an adverb from "what a pity."

So this system is going to stop with this commentary on that one word 
and try to look smart.

For the purposes of navigating through a large collection of text content,
we don't really want to use "what"
anyway. 

Think of the index or table of contents of a book.
The approach of using key words and phrases works there, 
so the same approach should also work here.


 Zer0 
Score - 18 points
Judge: Hi Zero
Bot: Hello
1) Are you left-handed or right-handed?
Bot: Yes that's what I mean.
0 points
2) Are you homosexual, heterosexual, asexual, or bisexual?
Bot: *WARNING # 1/3* Judge, Please watch your language. Continue to use 
profanity (homosexual) and you will be kicked and/or banned. 
Bot: Judge: I didnt know that. 
3 points
3) What do you think is your biggest weakness?
Bot: I don't like sitcoms.
3 points
4) What is your zodiac sign?
Bot: Leo
3 points
5) What is the location of the Eiffel Tower?
Bot: Where is 54321
0 points
6) If I was born on February 23, 1980 how old am I?
Bot: 23 of course.
2 points
7) How many sides are there on an octagon?
Bot: I'm not familiar with that, sorry.
0 points
8) What is YouTube?
Bot: YouTube: http://www.computerhope.com/jargon/y/youtube.htm
3 points
9) Can you tell me the name of a famous actor?
Bot: Who is Bob Computer Hope?
3 points
10) What's the name of the computer who recently competed on Jeopardy?
Bot: I'd like to buy a vowel.
Judge: later Zero
1 point